VIDEOS
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WARNING:Every person shown in each video was specifically asked if he agreed to take part in the video,and all videos except the Lamp-Hit are pure acting.It therefore follows that any violent scenes were carefully planned to ensure minimal injuries were received by Koumparos.Credits with all the actors coming up soon.
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Video 1(596Kb):Lamp-Hit!
Desciption:Koumparos bouncing up and down,singing a stupid song.Bangs his head on a lamp hanging from the ceiling.
Script:
Koumparos-Xeris ton patera tou Yianni!(chorus)
*hits head*
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Video 2 (1.09MB):Obscure comment and dancing!
Desciption:Koumparos saying his favourite catchphrase,vanishing in the corridor,and then coming out again to give an excited Mr.Hanky-style dancing scene.
Script:
Koumparos-Na men mou piannis ton v***o mou!
*walks*
*dances with xmas hat on head*
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Video 3 (1.63MB):Topsi!
Desciption:Koumparos gets hairy over his favourite crisps.
Script:
Me-Ti ehete na pite yia ta Topsi...?
Koumparos-Topsi!Topsi!
*scrambles on floor*
Koumparos-Topsi!Toopsi!
*falls on bed and bounces up again*
Koumparos-Topsiiiiiiee!Topsee!
*starts drooling on bedside*
Me-Esis ti ehete na pite?
Nick-Vlakas...
*shakes head sadly*
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Video 4(3.00MB):Helmets & Planes!
Desciption:Koumparos does a helmet-enforced rain dance,and then does an air strike on his own mum!
Script:
*dances on the bed*
Koumparos-Xeris ton patera tou Yianni!Xeris ton patera tou Yianni!
*hits head on lamp*
Koumparos-A!Oh,e,entaxi...
Koumparos-Xeris ton patera tou Yianni!Xeris ton patera-oh fuck I broke the pencil!
*pauses to hold up the pecil and then starts again*
Koumparos-Xeris ton patera tou Yianni!Ow!
*trips and falls face down on the bed*
Nick-Corner! (he's playing a football game on the PC)
Koumparos-Fistunia!(stares at camera with a stupid expression)
*removes helmet and jumps off bed*
*grabs a toy plane*
Koumparos-Vvvmm!There's a faraway plane following us!Vvvvmm....Vououoummmmm...
Koumparos' Mum-To loipon, esi tha kamis Voumm...
*attacks his mum with the plane*
Koumparos-Pioum!Pioum!-pioum!Pioum!
Koumparos' Mum-Esi tha kamis Voum kai o Nikolas tha mas pexi saxofono...
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Video 5 (1.32MB):Ambush!
Desciption:Koumparos attack!
Script:
Koumparos-Anixte!Anixte! En i astinomia!Fisine ti mana!
*messes around with small cat*
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Video 6 (2.18MB):Ora Efta!
Desciption:Koumparos puts on a cradboard halo while my mum keeps going on about 'Ora Efta'...
Script:
My mum-Ntaxi Yianni mou?Narto na se pkiaso peripou kata tes efta?
Me-Ne.
My mum-A?
Me-Ne.
My mum-Ntaxi,enna ta ftasis ta...jina poshis?Greek je Chemistry?A?
Koumparos-E,kiria Chloe,en tou vlepis kamni video tora!
My mum-Loipon.Pente je theka...ennarto i ora efta,ntaxi Yianni mou?Ate.
*Koumparos waves goodbye*
My mum-Yianni!Yianni,miso lepto Yianni mou ntaxi narto i ora efta Yianni mou?
Koumparos' mum-Alex!For crying out loud,Alex!
My mum-Ntaxi?Ate.Ntaxi, ate.
*Koumparos scurries away into the corridor*
Koumparos' mum-Alex then ise moron!
My mum-Epellanasin telia,hate,ntaxi xigithikamen.
*Koumparos runs away into the darkness*
*my mum pretends to do a nervous laugh,but then draws in breath for more prihtiko talk*
My mum-Ntaxi Yianni mou,ennarto i ora efta.Ntaxi?
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Video 7(793Kb):Fight For Cardboard!
Desciption:Nick gets pissed because he had plans for the cardboard halo(to make it into an ideal Warhammer 40k scenery).
Script:
Me-Re,Nick,go out into the light and we can have a fighting scene.
*Nick runs after Koumparos,with a hockey stick*
Nick-Ferto re kelleji!
*Nick catches up*
Nick-Ferto re pou na men po!
*Koumparos laughs*
Koumparos-(Something incomprehensible.Even he isn't sure what it was.Any clues,please email us.)
Nick-Ferto!
*Nick aims a swipe with the hockey stick at Koumparos' head*
Nick-Ferto!!
*Koumparos throws down the cardboard*
*Nick grabs Koumparos with one hand,and the cardboard with the other*
Nick-Re ma...
Koumparos' mum-Alex!...
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Video 8 (847Kb):Pitta Or Pippa?
Desciption:Koumparos tries to get a rough guy and his friend to try his pitta...but it doesn't quite work out.
Script:
Koumparos-E pethkia, enna sou kamo pitta!
*holds up grisly thing which looks like a pitta*
*Rough guy chases Koumparos*
Koumparos-Pitta! Pitta!Pippa!Pitta!Pippa...
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Video 9 (701Kb):Koumparos @ G-Spot!
Desciption:Koumparos throws his favourite catchphrase...right in the G-Spot staff's faces!
Script:
Koumparos-Pantos,na men mou piannis ton v**o mou!
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Video 10 (669Kb):Road Dance!
Desciption:Koumparos goes into bounce mode.
Script:
*dances*
*runs away from car*
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Video 11 (1.11MB):Spot Of Trouble!
Desciption:Koumparos gets into trouble again...
Script:
Koumparos-(at a drunk passing by)Na men mou piannis...
*drunk attacks*
Koumparos-TON V***O MOU!
Download: Unavailable (Due personal request of Koumparos)
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