Alright here's the deal: Life-altering evaluations of my knowledge of sigma-bonds and Lagrange multipliers and the evolution of sexual selection in bowerbirds are just around the corner, so, in my current state of blatant indifference, I come here, to the Nerd Box, to provide you with, well, absolutely nothing. Do not attempt to gain any degree of insight from anything on this page. Expect mental implosion. Also, I'm not sorry for the popup adds. You should've known better than to come here.