Flatttt> dear jebus, please save my friend...
ill call him dark,
from the clutches of
the devils blood,
heroin. he's a good man, a kind man,
but theres not a
crack whore within
100 miles thats safe when hes on the junk.
hes a mess of
cheeto dust,
needle scars and porn site bills,
i ask you jebus to cure him
of his addictions
and help him seek eternal happiness
thru your visions of
a good life amen flatt Mon
Flatttt> you wait tho, his bitch 
will come in later
and fuck it all up again,
people
like them CANT run with the rules
Flatttt> AA is sick, they go by percentages,,
if 70% of a group stays sober
they
call it good enough, fuck the other 30%
Flatttt> im lookin at cat food, wondering if it would kill me
Flatttt> OMG pussy pics, fuck i wish i knew whos
dammit ive been a net slut
Flatttt> this next pic is good, its the only proof i have
that i got a bit of road
rage 
and punted a fucking asshole off
the 17 highway with my lincoln
hahahaha
Flatttt> i was told to bring something to TG dinner,
im bringin 2 boxes of KD
Flatttt> tell her to fuck off,
you wanna play a real lady at your table
Flatttt> well im sittin in the tim hortons drive thru today
after work and some
teeny bopper douchebag comes up
and asks me if im the kiss 98.5 fm radio
fugitive,
so i say to her "darlin, unless yer goona suck my cock,
get yer
motherfucking head out of my car,
i dont need whore stink in here,so i get
out,
shes like 5 ft,, i got 2 feet on her i walk back
to the car she got
out of grabbed a guy theu the window
and said " is this your woman?
he
nods,
"shut her the fuck up or im breakin yer arms off
for not controling
yer bitch"
so in the end i had a tire iron out
and told them both that i was
gonna poke holes in every panel
of the car unless they got in and shut up
and said dont believe me??
look at my car,
its worth more then both of you
AND your pissy little honda,
it would be worth paying a fine
just to see
you 2 cry
Flatttt> >get to the lobby,,shes tryin to suck you into the votex!!
Flatttt> your problem my friend,,
is youve still got too many morals
Flatttt> kill him!! kill him!!! 
Flatttt> so ill have a few bald fat old lonely guys
pissed at me, no big deal
Flatttt> thats not stalking, thats a potentail fuck
Flatttt> tonite the rancid pap smear is giving out 1 hour gags
for f bombs, i wish
steelboots was here,shed fix things,
but no we're stuck with fat old
hitler in heels
Flatttt> i called her a pap smear and fat hitler in heels not even a warning
Flatttt> fudgey, our polite debating of ethical actions
when placed in an
authorative position such as yours
has gotten me hard, join me at a table?
Flatttt> i want to flood your fallopian tubes with fiesty swimmers
intent only on
fathoming the vaginal lubricant
on a far flung quest to fully
fracture the
lining of the female egg
Flatttt> how can a 32 year old human be that stupid
Flatttt> well, like a good woman,when shes pissed
she dont talk, just goes away
flatty says: i havent seen darkwarrior in a while,,
did you lock him in your basement
depp?
Pearls says: hahahaha you said that ?
flatty says: ya
fanofdepp> lmao...flattt
hotlilredhead85> hmmm
Flatttt> i get the feelin that somewhere out there
in the parking lot of life,
theres a shortbus with a piss stained seat
reserved just for you
Flatttt> its hilarious, he rides around on a scooter
naked pissing everywhere
Flatttt> blow propane into a tailpipe for 10 minutes,
then cap it with a
wad of plastic bag,
and the next time someone starts the car BOOOOOOOOM
,the muffler slides across the parking lot
pearls_n_jeans1> HAHHAHAHAHA omg lets do that!
Flatttt> to hoopy?
_weese> hahahaha
pearls_n_jeans1> OMG
Flatttt> she can afford a trip to midas
pearls_n_jeans1> hahhahahahahahhahahahaha
pearls_n_jeans1> shes poop herself
_weese> omg i bet probably think she got shoot
_weese> shot
Flatttt> i did it once only i cramed a potato
into the pipe to seal it,
holy shit that wasa bang
pearls_n_jeans1> HAHHAHAHAHHA weese
pearls_n_jeans1> omg lmaoo
_weese> hahaha flat
Flatttt> now missy,,stop omg'ing, ,,
if you wanna get sporked by the hot cop,
you HAVE to learn how to suck'n'swallow
Flatttt> put it in to your mouth mrs. missyyyy,
it only wieghs a quarter of a pound!!
its got hair all around it like a turkey!!!
and it pukes when ya rub it up and down
pearls_n_jeans1> 1/4 pound ?
iowamiss1> if only you could see my face
Flatttt> got stuff runnin down yer chin ?
mrcasino> <<
da_witch1> a bowel mrc??????
_browneyes39> lol
mrcasino> opps boel
mrcasino> bowl
Flatttt> coyoteeeeeeee
Hioyote_Coyote> hey flattt what ya think of cartoon shit in the lobby
Flatttt> Fuck Your Islam In The GoatASS
Yeah, I said it.
Flatttt> I'm no bigot, I'm just sick of all their shit.
Flatttt> Well, you know what? We've got balls
Flatttt> Just becasue your world is based on silencing opinions,
Flatttt> Half the twits protesting (and killing others)
Flatttt> So the Holy War has begun (again... yawn),
Flatttt> and how was your day?
da_witch1> here here flattt
Hioyote_Coyote> im still in mu pjs how the hell do ya think I feel
da_witch1> its bejeuzus in nefie flattt lol
Flatttt> hahaha da
da_witch1> think I will go say my prayers and say a few oh god and yes lol?
Blue_XXX> don’t fall asleep before your done lol
Flatttt> hahahaha da
Hioyote_Coyote> hey XXX though ya were coming over today?
Blue_XXX> thought you were coming here
Hioyote_Coyote> how about you can here tomorrow
Blue_XXX> I don’t wanna get dressed
Hioyote_Coyote> ok I will come there tomorrow then?
Blue_XXX> ok
Flatttt> oh for fucks sake will one of you go somewhere and have old people sex?
Blue_XXX> lol @old people sex
Hioyote_Coyote> that would be like havin sex with my brother lol
Flatttt> that’s norn for Alberta
Blue_XXX> closer to skin LOL
Flatttt> silk?
luvsilk35> Flatttt?
Flatttt> can I see your boobs?
luvsilk35> sure if you know how to run flatttt
Flatttt> hahahahaha
Flatttt> da?
da_witch1> flat??
Flattt> you have sound on your computultoer
da_witch1> computultoer???
Flatttt> whatttttevvvverr compteore?
da_witch1 yes I do have sound lol
Flatttt> then go here here its my motto
http://hurstcg.com/BatDay.swf
http://hurstcg.com/GoFYourself.swf
Hiyote_Coyote> its funny as hell LOL
Da_witch> omfg flatttt that’s good lol
VOODOO CHILE
JIMI HENDRIX
But let me say I apply this to the fuckin'
raghead RADICALS that think their religion is above
scrutiny or criticism. Those practicing this religion peacefully
with an open-mind can take a pass on my rant today
So, some fuckin' Danish dude makes a Muhammed
cartoon depicting Islam's fanatical, VIOLENT tendencies and now
the whole Islamic world is on a rampage waiting for us
all to crumble to their demands
and we're done taking your shit.
Shut the fuck up and crawl your cocks back
into the camel from where you came
freedoms, and human truths
DOES NOT mean the free world has to
obide by it and bow down to you.
are simply whipped into this fury by the
Islamic Extremists. So I almost feel bad
for the fuckers (but not really)
and guess who's side I'm on? NOT Islam's.
Get your shit together over there
