Flatttt> it sounds like a bunch of aunt jamimas fightin for
space in the
welfare line,,shut up you trash
Flatttt> well shit, 1 idiot can be dealt with,
but when 20 other idiots feel
the need to speak
to the main idiot its a pain in the ass
Flatttt> we had joy we had fun ,i got semen on your bum,
but the pills that
we popped made us both look really hot
Flatttt> now shes acting like a 7 year old hahahahah
how the hell is her
poor kid gonna make it?
raised by white trash like that?? plz rt clk ppl,
w/
it
got told to follow them,,go back to showing
+X yer floppy tits,go away
Flatttt> so we where laying there,
i'd already cleaned her ear out as best
i
could,
and she says to me "how can it be an accident
when you hold my head
still right in the line of fire?"
Flatttt> let me gaze into your eyes,
tell you all that you mean to me, how
you complete my life,
how i want only to searve you,
oh yeah, while im
doing
all that romantic shit im gonna be squeezing
the bejesus outta yer titties
Flatttt> when i was 17 i spent the night with
a 37 year old lady,
WOW,,cougars RULE
Flatttt> haha pearls,, when i gaze into your eyes,
i see the one i want to
grow old with, i see why i was put here to love,
i see my heart beating in
your retinas, i see the cum i spurted earlier,
dried on your eyebrow
Flatttt> pearls, let me cradle your head softly,
to tell you how much you
really mean to me,
to tell you that i'd do anything for you, hope ya buy
that shit bitch,
cuz i just wanna turn yer head and cum in yer ear
Flatttt> pearls, as we lay here in the afterglow,
i want you to know how
special our love making is to me,
how it deepens my faith in the love we
share, how it completes my soul,,
oh and OMG yer pussy farts are loud!!!!!
jiscdn> when i met you , i said hi,
and you just smiled and giggled, i asked
your name, you just smiled and giggled,
i asked you out, you just smiled
and
giggled,
i asked you to to be my gf and you smiled and giggled, i asked
jiscdn> you to marry me and you smiled and giggled.....
then in relaized i married a fucking retard
Flatttt> LOL jis
Flatttt> darlin, when i gaze into your eyes,,
all full of the excitement we
just shared,
i want to do it all over again only slower,
taking the time to
Flatttt> make you feel every...FUCK mash is on,
wheres the remote?
Flatttt> let go of my cock baby,
its the one where they dig the pool and
frank falls in!!!
Flatttt> baby, as i sit here gazing in your eyes,
im filled with desire, to
make you happy,
make you safe make you mine...
oh i see you still have a
little cum on your eyelid too
Flatttt> so we where layin there,
you know, in the afterglow and i say to
her "HOLY shit!!!
yer panties are still on,,
and why does the cat look so
thrashed?"
Flatttt> and jebus said unto thee,
"lick the outer edges of thy vagina,
working slowly inward,
and yee shall recieve thyne holiest of hummers,
bless you my child" Jebus 4:69
Flatttt> yes ,the church of flatty, where inside every pew,
theres a hot
virgin mary waiting to suck oyu off during your sermon
Flatttt> theres only two things in life that make it worth livin,
thats
guitars tuned right
and firm feelin women
Flatty says: happy holidays pearls,,
may this blessed anniversary of the birth
of christ all mighty find you
on a warm throbbin simbian at some point soon
Pearls says: HAHHAHAHHA
Pearls says: save that for me...
i need to add that too my file
Flatty says: hahaha ok
Pearls says: g'night
Flatty says: hahaha night!!
jiscdn> form the heart a flattmark monet
jiscdn> moment
Flatty says: hahaha night
Pearls says: hahahhaha
Flatttt> quiet as we come up upon the cougars
as they laze in the afternoon
sun...
oh, well look at that, those 2 cougars are entwinned,
thats called
clam diggin cougars,
theyve given up on men,,
lets move on shall we
Flatttt> in here its best to In promulgating your esoteric
cogitations and
articulating your superficial
sentimentalities; amicable, philosophical and
psychological observations;
beware of platitudinous ponderosities
Flatttt> "oh my GOD did you gettighter???!!
this is amazing baby!!!! HEY!!!!
wheres yer tits????
aww shit,, ill pull out,
wanna roll over please?"
Flatttt> oh i tell ya theres a certain thrill
doin 90 mph down a busy city
street 
,
spooking padestrians and cutting off cabs all the while singin
along
to the mavericks singin blue moon
Flatttt> see, my mouth is attatched to this great big mean lookin body,
so
it just kinda spews shit knowing full well that if i piss anyone off,
i
wont
be the one getting hurt,
its a curse of honesty
Flatttt> darlin, when i gaze into your eyes,
i see the fun times we've
had,
and how they bring you closer to me,
i see the times we've yet to share
together,
Flatttt> i see the true feelings we sahre,
oh, i see youre glass eye is
still on the table too,
pop it back in, im done skull fuckin ya
Flatttt> ode to thy muff............
pearls_n_jeans1> lol mrc
pearls_n_jeans1> omg here we go
GREY_WOLF9> proovie it
Breanna> should i stay to watch this??
pearls_n_jeans1> yes
pearls_n_jeans1> LOL
Flatttt> its fleshy mounds spread and glisten,
put your ear close, have a listen
CanadianRoller1> the twat is a marvelous creature,
'tis all matted and
covered with hair,
it looks like the face of a preacher,
yet smells like the arse of a bear...LMFAO
pearls_n_jeans1> hahhahahaha
Flatttt> for what you hear is not the sea,
but a growing stream of pee
pearls_n_jeans1> OMG hahhahahahaha
GREY_WOLF9> hmm
pearls_n_jeans1> both of you !!
mrcasino> lol sorry Pearly
pearls_n_jeans1> hahahha
GREY_WOLF9> haha
Flatttt> spread a little take a peek,
be mindful of that fishy reek
CanadianRoller1> lol
pearls_n_jeans1> hahha
Breanna> lmao
Kinky_Twinkies> oh my
GREY_WOLF9> haha
Flatttt> and jesus said unto his followers,,
perhaps a little off of his game
from all the apple cider he'd consumed
" I DARE THEE ONE AND ALL
TO SPIKE
ME
TO A CROSS MY BROTHERS!!!
and so it was, a drunk jesus on a stick, amen
Flatttt> i've found that if you promise
to do all the stuff women cant do,
theyre kinda obediant, stuff like rat killin,
car fixin, simple math,
thinking thru problems
without all that menstrual emotional shit
Flatttt> baby, when i look into your eyes,
i see a glimour of our future
together, the love,
the good and the bad,
but i also see a look of
confusion,
did you not know what tossed salad means??
get yer tongue goin
>bitch!
Flatttt> im getting in the mood,,,
the mood that leads to stains in the
lincs back seat
Flatttt> as i whisper in your ear,
my fits of passion you will hear, now
just hold still,
dont spill the beer, while i pull out of your rear and fill your ear
Flatttt> ive been blown, sucked ,slobbered and gobbed,
but fuck me silly
woman,
pouring ice water on yer clit
while my cock was in yer mouth was the
biggest
pull of vaccum that old dicks ever seen !
Flatttt> darlin, im all fer livin dangerously,
but chrissake, stop chuggin
pepto while yer sittin on my face!
Flatttt> hahahah raiderrrrrr, my thoughts exactly,
kinda hard to remain in the mood whilst pokin
some tubby country bumpkin when some whiney tight
jeaned
fags wailin bout his dead hound in the back ground
Flatttt> shoulda seen pearls suckin back mussels at the marcalotoni grill,
they looked like little labias
and she looked like a giant dyke
Flatttt> oops commercial,
ya get 2 minutes of lickin till mash is back baby
Flatttt> im at a quandry i tell you,
last night we got a little drunk, well
very drunk,,
and i do remember at some point she had a vibrator going
,
theres NEVER been a vibrator in my house.
im scared to use my
electrictoothbrush
Flatttt> i rubbed it raw this morning????
Flatttt> what do you think a preteen boy putting a sock on his hammer is??
its TRAINING!!! start with a wool sock,
then move to sheep
Flatttt> "tell ya what ya bible thumping heathens,
if you come in and cook
me a nice meal,
clean my house and shave my scrotum,
ill listen to your
crap. oh, i pick which one of you does what...
how olds yer daughter here?"
Flatttt> "ill dontate $700 to your church right now in cash
if you 2 have
anal sex on my lawn"
Flatttt> i wish only to worship you, to hold you,
to make you glad to be
alive every single day
Flatttt> kitty, to help complete the remarkable turn around
youve done with
yourself, you need to open up to those who
want only to make you smile,
giggle,,and maybe squirt a little,,
gimme yer number
Flatttt> i want to make you smile, laugh, feel loved,
feel needed, make you
the center of my universe,
make yer babies.........
Flatttt> sex is only part of a life together kitty,,
i want it all
Flatttt> 4 is a perfect number, one for each facet of our love
Flatttt> lets lay low in this bush and watch..
holy, this bush smells like
bad fish, lets move to another bush,
we'll be right back after these
messages
Dark_Warrior44> is that the same cougar that drowned jimmy in her onw brine?
pearls_n_jeans1> lol
kj_n_pooh2> lol
Dark_Warrior44> own
Thewolf3021> and you jente?
NO_1_JENTE> I am gonna have to beat Flatttteeeeeeeeeeeee
but he would like
it to much
NO_1_JENTE> I am in BC Nothern Interior
Flatttt> hahaha
NO_1_JENTE> PG
lkkennels1> and the she beast is on the prowl licking her lips
and tying
back her hair in a pony as she
stalks between the cribbage tables
NO_1_JENTE> I think everyone I meet that says BC is from the Island or Vancouver
NO_1_JENTE> dont all talk at once........
you will block up the screen
Flatttt> why yes kennels, kennels is our tracker for today,
lets zip up kennels,
the big cats spraying scent everywhere marking turf,
our groinal
aroma may cause her to think were challenging her
lkkennels1> lol
pearls_n_jeans1> omg lmaooooooooo
kj_n_pooh2> lol flatt
>NO_1_JENTE> maybe Flatt is in the wrong line of work
Flatttt> lol
Flatttt> what should i be?? a wild kingom host?
NO_1_JENTE> that would be kewl.........
pearls_n_jeans1> lmao
kj_n_pooh2> or a member of the kigdom?
NO_1_JENTE> BCs own Crododile Hunter?
The_Capt2> I love the way you look at me,,,,,
I love the way you smack my
ass.....
I love the dirty things you do......
I have control of you......
Flatttt> could ya see me?? haha "well, theres some babboons fucking over
there,
hey wait!! well ill be damed,
who knew monkeys knew how to give
head!!"
NO_1_JENTE> LMFAO!
pearls_n_jeans1> omg AHHAHAHA
NO_1_JENTE> Flatt you are too funny
kj_n_pooh2> lol
lkkennels1> be prepared for if she charges
we can disarm her in two ways
the soft gentle caress behind the ears
or the tickle of the toes
Dark_Warrior44> as summer turns to fall you will see the
cougar move
indoors to stalk her prey....
leaving the outdoor patios for the
smoke
filled rooms of zone cribbage
Flatttt> "or perhaps shes just grooming him,
eating ticks and the like, but
i feel shes gonna get a mouthful
of a very diferent kind of bug in just a
few minutes"
pearls_n_jeans1> HAHAHHA someone copythis for me.. i cant im crying
kj_n_pooh2> lol
The_Capt2> hahahaha
Flatttt> ahhhh the males buttocks have turned blue,
like the ocean, where
whales live, which means hes gonna blow,
watch carefully for a gag reflex
Dark_Warrior44> it is at this time professional tracker
kennels must move
at his slowest for even the lighting
of a cigerett will turn her head in
his direction
lkkennels1> it is amazing to see the she beast move from her natural
habitat of teeing off grasses and putting greens to the zone and cribbage
boards
where the mistake of the cards will cause her to charge
Flatttt> "oh the baboons have finished, but wait,
trackerman kennels has
fluched the predator cat out into the clearing,
shes eyes the babbons, sees
the males already ron jeremey'd all over his mates chest,
she knows hes
spent
Flatttt> that saying "whatever" should be banned from this planet,
and
those who choose to still use it
should have thier genitalia carved out
with a rusty hooters steak knife
Flatttt> a weese in a manjer, no crib for a bed,
so she blew the three
wisemen,
smoked a bowl and cuddled with saint ted tra la la laaaaa
Flatttt> it sounds like a bunch of aunt jamimas fightin
for space in the
welfare line,,shut up you trash
Flatttt> well shit, 1 idiot can be dealt with,
but when 20 other idiots feel the need to speak
to the main idiot its a pain in the ass
Flatttt> we had joy we had fun ,i got semen on your bum,
but the pills that
we popped made us both look really hot
Flatttt> see, my mouth is attatched to this great big mean lookin body,
so
it just kinda spews shit knowing full well
that if i piss anyone off, i
wont
be the one getting hurt,,
its a curse of honesty
FLAT SINGS OMFG!!! TFF
Flatttt> would you like the words to my most favorite song coyote?
Hioyote_Coyote> sure flat that would be cool
Flatttt> dolphin, Oh dolphin , dolphin all my life If I hadn’t
have shot poor dolphin I’d have had her for my wife
dolphins gone,
one more round,dolphins gone
Flatttt> I went up to kelowna and I met dolphin there
Found her in her parlor and I tied her to her chair
dolphins gone,
one more round,dolphins gone
Flatttt> She was low down and trifling,
and she was cold and mean Kind of evil
make me want to grab my sub-machine
dolphins gone,
one more round,dolphins gone
Flatttt> First time I shot her,
I shot her in the side Hard
to watch her suffer,
but with a second shot she died
dolphins gone,
one more round,
dolphins gone
Flatttt> She was low down and trifling,
and she was cold and mean Kind of evil
make me want to grab my sub-machine
dolphins gone,
one more round,dolphins gone
Flatttt> But jailor oh jailor I can’t sleep Cause’
all around the bedside
I hear the patter of dolphin’s feet
dolphins gone,
one more round,dolphins gone
Flatttt> So if your woman’s devilish
you can let her run Or you can bring her
down like dolphin got done .
dolphins gone,
one more round,dolphins gone
Hioyote_Coyote> LOL k flat I got it ALL i hope lol
Flatttt> i love you all
KASHMIR
LED ZEPPELIN