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Stripper Friends-Episode 1 It was a dark and stormy night. Two figures, scantily clothed, sashayed down the street, holding hands. One was wearing a bright pink tank top, artfully cut above the navel, where a killer whale bellybutton piercing was nestled, and a scandalously short purple skirt. The other wore a lime green shirt, blue capri's and a long black velvet trench coat. The cklicking of her 6 inch heels were the only sounds heard above the wind. Killer Whale Girl glanced at High Heel Girl with a puzzled expression. "Dottie...where exactly are we supposed to meet them?" She asked. "I told you already Cinnamon! Just up the street!" replied the other. "Are you sure?" "Is PIG, PORK?!?! Yes I'm sure." They continued to walk in silence, swinging their hands between them, interrupted only by the shouts of admiration from passing cars...every thirty seconds or so. Suddenly a piercing wolf whistle sounded. Dottie laughed maniacally. "That would be Cocoa." she said. Two figures emerged from the darkness. One...called Cocoa, was wearing a tight fitting black shirt, black knee high boots, and grey bell bottoms. The other...called Shiloh, was adorned in a purple sweater and checkered orange shorts. They exchanged greetings. "So, where is the job tonight?" asked Cinnamon. "Well...Frisky arranged for us to be at the Gentleman's bar on 82nd and Holgate at 12:30." Cocoa replied. "Is Frisky going to meet us there?" asked Shiloh excitedly. "Sinner! You know she is getting married tonight! She is ditching our act. Can't you remember the simplest things?" Dottie retorted. Shiloh pouted, which greatly detracted from any point she might have been trying to make. As they were walking, five more cars drove by, yelling obscenities at Dottie. Finally Cocoa had enough. She began yelling at Dottie in four different languages. Translated and without the swear words, this is what she said: "*** you Dottie! Can't you dress in some *** way so that you don't *** attract attention?" Cinnamon grinned and said, "Not my honey...she is hot all the time." Shiloh laughed, because the rest of them did, but she wasn't really sure why. "All I know is that the next guy who whistles, or yells or anything is going to get a pounding." Cocoa said. Shiloh, Dottie, and Cinnamon didn't even try to stop Cocoa when she chased the next car down the street. She came back, wiping the dirt and blood from her hands. "Well let's go then!" she said. The girls just looked at her. Cinnamon thought about maybe reminding Cocoa that she, Cocoa, had said she wasn't going to beat up anymore random strangers, but Cinnamon decided against it. She remembered that Cocoa liked to beat up not so random non-strangers. She would let Shiloh handle the reminding, and think about her boyfriend instead. Fortunately for Shiloh, she was distracted by a coin on the sidewalk before she remembered Cocoa's promise. She picked up the penny and held it up excitedly. Dottie rolled her eyes. "It's just a penny! We are on our way to making a few grand! Throw it away; let some bum pick it up." Sorry I ran out of time...I'll finish typing the 1st episode tomorrow!
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