'Ello I'm Baylay.

Love is..¿

Love is patient and kind, never jealous or envious, never boastful or proud. Love is never haughty or selfish or rude. Love does not demand it's own way. Love is not irritable or touchy. Love does not hold grudges and will hardly notice when others do it wrong. Love is never glad about injustice, but rejoices whenever truth wins out.

~Random Funny Facts~

1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
3. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
4. There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
5. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
6. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
7. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
8. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
9. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand
10. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
11. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
12. An octopus in danger can squirt a stream of ink at its attacker.
13. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
14. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Ipod People

If your ipod freezes then just hold down the menu button and the center button for 6-10 seconds and wait till you see the apple logo. All of your music will still be there. My ipod froze and I thought it was broke but really it's not it just freezes up once in awhile.

If you...

Get gum stuck in your hair: Use peanut butter to get it out. Ice can work too. Or, there's always the scissors.

Get fingerpolish on your clothes: Put hairspray on it and a little bit of lemon juice

Ride a rollercoaster: Don't wear sunglasses