Breaking Bagel news.
There is little to report at this point in time, as the Bagel menace has remained quiet for the last few months. They are everywhere and we advise you to remain on the lookout and report back to us should you see any sightings whatsoever of the Bagel affiliates whose pictures have been posted.
BBN! There have been increasing sightings of bagel affiliates in school cafeterias across the country! For more information on this menace click here.
July 1, 2003. Breaking News. A breakthrough in the combat of Bagelkind has been discovered! Click for more details.
July 7, 2003. MORE NEWS! We have recently discovered a glitch in the Bagels' mind control tactics that now allows them to be eaten without harm to your sanity or self-control. That's right. No longer will they be able to make you do crazy things, like table dance on top of the cafeteria tables (it has happened) or jump in circles like a lunatic! What we have discovered with more careful research is that they cannot control you if you know about their threat and consciously will them not to. Now you may resume your Bagel-eating ways and combat them at the same time! More details soon to come.
