newsies rock

how you know ur a jewish newsie

• you have that grey newsie hat because u feel a black hat would just be too shtark for you
• its ok to lie when selling papes when u need money because its pikuach nefesh, if u dont make that money u wont have food and u could die!
• you were supposed to spend a month in brooklyn one night but those boro parkers were just too scary, even worse than spot conlon
• kal vchomer: well on one hand he'll give me enough money to go to santa fe, but on the other hand id be betraying my friends...
• you want to take snyder to the bais din on charges of stealing sleep (beginning of movie)
• even tho u need money really badly, u wont work on saturday!!
• you, like david jacobs, are careful to be home on time so as not to worry your parents too much, keeping with kibud av v'eim
• you base your horse race bets off the gematria in this weeks parsha
• mush! get ur shirt back on! 1)its not tznius and 2)its giving me hirhurim lol
• spot and mush are just so hot that you cant get over your taaveh...too big of a nisayon...nebach
• you refuse to eat the food the nuns are giving to your fellow newsies during
• you secretly suspect that denton attended a yeshiva day school because of his comment to david jacobs,
• when david scolded les for drinking beer it wasnt because he was too young (jews have no
• in all honesty, you werent too concerned when the price for papes went up because inside ur neshama u realized it was all
• i could almost swear that in the seen where david is scolding les for drinking beer, theres this guy sitting behind them who could be a rabbi?? black hat, white shirt, black pants...sounds like either rabbi or superjew to me!
• is medda wearing a sheitel?

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