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Little Red Punky Hood - another Fractured Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, there lived a little girl named Little Red Punky Hood. She always wore a little red coat with a hood and had beautiful blue eyes and curly blonde hair.

Punky had the sweetest smile, and a laugh that would warm the heart of the Abominable Snowman......

Punky loved her Meme and her Papaw very much. That's why, when her Momma asked her to take them a basket of treats, she was tickled pink, even though she had to walk through the woods to get to their house. Her Momma told her - "Go straight to Meme's and Papaw's house and DON'T talk to strangers!
Little Red Punky Hood was skipping through the woods singing to herself - "I'm little Red Punky Hood, I'm good at being good, I'm walking through the woods, I'm little Red Punky Hood" when out from the bushes jumped the Big Bad Wolf.

"Whatcha doing little girl?" He asked. "I'm going to Meme and Papaw's house and I'm not sposed to talk to strangers - See Ya" She replied and scampered off.

Now the Big Bad Wolf had seen the basket and he wanted those treats, so he took a shortcut through the woods and went to Meme's house. He snuck in the back door, tied up the Meme and threw her in the closet. He put on one of her nightgowns, her glasses and crawled up in her bed.

Just about then, there came a little tap on the door - "Meme, It's Punky. Let me in!!" - The Big Bad Wolf crunched down under the covers and spoke in a squeaky southern drawl "Come in little Punky and give your Meme a hug"

Punky came in the house and looked very hard at the wolf - "Meme, what big eyes you have"

and the wolf replied, "The better to see you with my dear" Then Punky said"Meme, what happened to your ears - Papaw's the one with the big ears" "The better to hear you with my dear" said the wolf.
"But Meme, what big teeth you have" Punky continued - "The better to eat those goodies with - now give me that basket" shouted the wolf as he sprang out of bed.
"You're not my Meme" Punky yelled "Papaw - HELP!!!!!"
Then Papaw burst through the door, punched that old wolf right in the nose and tied him up.
They let Meme out of the closet, called the dogcatcher to come get the wolf, ate the treats and they all lived happily ever after.
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