When You're A Preacher's Daughter; Life's Not Exactly Normal To Begin With"Love is an irresistible desire to be irrersistibly desired" -Robert FrostWe can't all be shining examples, but we can atleast twinkle a little.
"To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven" -Karen Sunde
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleanor Roosevelt
The next quote is for all those men who are looking for a beautiful woman on the outside to fall in love with.
"You do not love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." -Unknown
"We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly when embracing each other." -Liciano DeCrescenzo
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -Voltaire
"Only God is in a position to look down on anyone" -Sarah Brown
"For better it is to do mighty things to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither defeat or victory." -Theodore Roosevelt
"Pray. There's immeasureable power in it" -H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"I know God will not give me anything I cannot handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much." -Mother Teresa
STRESS! the confusion created when the mind must override the body's desire to CHOKE THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF SOMEONE WHO DESPERATELY DESERVES IT!I'm not opinionated. I'm just always right. You know, I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken.
If at first you don't succeed; lower your standards
I'm not conceited. I'm as good as I say I am.
I can resist anything but temptation.
I'M MY OWN ROLE MODEL
Do it tomorrow; You've made enough mistakes today
My only LETHAL WEAPON is my mind - Dangerous Minds
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. -Garth Brooks (Unanswered Prayers)
Men are better than women at only one thing but who cares about PARALLEL PARKING
Of course God made men first, you need a rough copy before making the PERFECT FINISH
NOTHING is quits as ANNOYING as when someone goes on talking while I'm trying to INTERRUPT!
WHY THINK? It disturbs the mind.
A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chose to remain anonymous.
TEMPER is what gets most of us into trouble. PRIDE is what keeps us there
ACCEPT REALITY but don't give up on your dreams
Laughter is the remedy for all sadness
Happiness is contagious - so SMILE!Live that your memories will be a part of your happiness.
SHOPPING: The fine art of obtaining things you don't need with $ you don't have to impress the people you don't even like.
Make LOVE your aimIf everyone settled for good enough - Would anything ever be good enough?
The world would be a much better place if everyone took an enemy and made a friend out of him
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got
Everyone sees things differently. And in seeing things differently we realize that nothing's the same
Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt and Dance like no one is watching.
I fell in love and now I'm drowning in it. What a wonderful fateI dropped a tear in the ocean and when you find it, that's when I'll quit loving you.
When I look at you I wonder why God left an angel behind, but I'm glad he did
I'm not a rocket scientist and I didn't put a man on the moon, but I think I know the answer.
FUNNIES!Tell a man there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then what is the opposite of progress?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suit case?
Why do we sit in the stands?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in lisp?
Will ya give me time to hurry?
What color hair do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
What is another word for synonym?
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"Love is an irresistible desire to be irrersistibly desired" -Robert Frost We can't all be shining examples, but we can atleast twinkle a little. "To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven" -Karen Sunde "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" -Eleanor Roosevelt The next quote is for all those men who are looking for a beautiful woman on the outside to fall in love with. "You do not love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." -Unknown "We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly when embracing each other." -Liciano DeCrescenzo "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -Voltaire "Only God is in a position to look down on anyone" -Sarah Brown "For better it is to do mighty things to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither defeat or victory." -Theodore Roosevelt "Pray. There's immeasureable power in it" -H. Jackson Brown Jr. "I know God will not give me anything I cannot handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much." -Mother Teresa STRESS! the confusion created when the mind must override the body's desire to CHOKE THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF SOMEONE WHO DESPERATELY DESERVES IT! I'm not opinionated. I'm just always right. You know, I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. If at first you don't succeed; lower your standards I'm not conceited. I'm as good as I say I am. I can resist anything but temptation. I'M MY OWN ROLE MODEL Do it tomorrow; You've made enough mistakes today My only LETHAL WEAPON is my mind - Dangerous Minds Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. -Garth Brooks (Unanswered Prayers) Men are better than women at only one thing but who cares about PARALLEL PARKING Of course God made men first, you need a rough copy before making the PERFECT FINISH NOTHING is quits as ANNOYING as when someone goes on talking while I'm trying to INTERRUPT! WHY THINK? It disturbs the mind. A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chose to remain anonymous. TEMPER is what gets most of us into trouble. PRIDE is what keeps us there ACCEPT REALITY but don't give up on your dreams Laughter is the remedy for all sadness Live that your memories will be a part of your happiness. SHOPPING: The fine art of obtaining things you don't need with $ you don't have to impress the people you don't even like. Make LOVE your aim If everyone settled for good enough - Would anything ever be good enough? The world would be a much better place if everyone took an enemy and made a friend out of him If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got Everyone sees things differently. And in seeing things differently we realize that nothing's the same Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt and Dance like no one is watching. I fell in love and now I'm drowning in it. What a wonderful fate I dropped a tear in the ocean and when you find it, that's when I'll quit loving you. When I look at you I wonder why God left an angel behind, but I'm glad he did I'm not a rocket scientist and I didn't put a man on the moon, but I think I know the answer. Tell a man there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro', then what is the opposite of progress? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suit case? Why do we sit in the stands? Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Whose cruel idea was it to put an 's' in lisp? Will ya give me time to hurry? What color hair do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? What is another word for synonym?
Happiness is contagious - so SMILE!
FUNNIES!
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