Curroll County Pimp

The Currall Cownty Pimp, is a force to be reckoned with. As you can see by the diagram, the Pimp of Carroll County has many different attributes. We here at Actor's Informative, were lucky enough to get a shot of this ellusive creature. However, our camera man was not quite as lucky. We where able to salvage the film though, and are able to present to the public, his Pimpness. (Need new Camera man.) Notice the stylistic Pimp Hat that he wears upon his head, it's equiped with a large purple feather. You may also notice that around his neck he has a gold chain... which is actually plastic, and from a Red Lobster not to far from his dwelling. On which is stuck, using recently chewed gum, a clock. *Note that the clock is actually not functional, therefore making it "Bling Bling". Top him off with a nice Tux Coat, and there you have it, The Currall Cownty Pimp. (Where there are more cows than people... but not more than pimps.) His Pimpness likes to drive around in his Pimptastic Pimp-mobile. (better known as a mini-van... with 2 wheel drive...) So be on the look out, and if you spot this creature dwelling in your area, please contact the authorities at once...