Holey Jeans... and SHORT shorts

I lodge this complaint against the yo boys and what not that chose to wear jeans that have softball sized holes in them. Ok, so what? Having holes on the knees of our jeans isn't that bad is it? It's not! What is bad, are the kids with about 6 softball sized holes in their jeans. There is hardly any jean left in the pants at all! So why even wear them in the first place. I command that from now on, when ever you decide to wear these holey jeans, to just go out in your flipp'n boxers. I mean thats pretty much all thats covering you up, you and your holey jeans. Just remember, that if I see you in them I will have needle and thread ready to sew your jeans...

Secondly, Short shorts... how short is too short? Well the answer lies in a simple math equation. Fat + short shorts = blindness If your a girl over 160lbs, and your hieght is < 5' Then get your posterior (due to editing -_-) out of those shorts and get a pair that go down past your knees! No one, and I mean NO ONE! Wants to see your jigglyness, so for the sake of our lunch please do not wear them. Funny story really... a girl walks into class, 160lbs, <5', and some guy saw her walk in. 10 years later, BAM! Herpes. Ok, so these shorts that I have chosen as my image help me to explain another very important point. Notice the word CHEER! Why? Most girls complain about guys staring at them to begin with, so why have writing on your posterior? What is a guy suppose to say when a girl yells at him for staring at her... shorts? This also goes for the upper area of the particular girl. Writing right across the front of your blouses. If I want read what your shirt says, (or shorts) then I get yelled at and am from there on out percieved as a pervert. What is a guy to do!? On top most guys are very, very slow readers... and sometimes you can't see all of the shirt... and sometimes there are wrinkles hiding a letter or too. So... guys can't really get just a quick glance. So here is my solution, either don't wear them... or (preferably) don't yell at us for reading... ^_^ That's all for now. Join me, Johnny, next week when we discuss Moles, and why not to keep them as pets: Learn from my mistake.