Classroom Hypnosis

Driver's Ed... everyone has to take it, and everyone has to pass it. Doesn't that seem like the perfect opportunity to brainwash the masses? Here is the setting... the floors are black and white alternating squares. The T.V. that we have to watch, is in a corner... however it is not alone in that corner. Along that wall his a Cat Clock. The kind whos eyes and tail move back and forth, and back and forth. Whoopee! right? Well having a black and white floor, you're forced to focus on that T.V. and sure enough the only other thing that stays in focus is that Clock. 0_____0 Dun dun Dahhh. DON'T LOOK! Thats them trying to hypnotize you... into what I don't know, maybe beingsafe drivers! God help us if that's the case, we don't need anymore safe drivers out on the road. "You're paranoid..." yea, I may get that comment a lot, but feast your mind on this lady's and gentlemen. We already have a clock in that class room. Why do you need two? We have one that sits on the left wall, and is perfectly functional. So why have this Cat Clock strategically placed, other than to hypnotize the children of America. That's not enough for you? "Oh well maybe she just likes cats?" She's got a DOG, which she lets rome in and out of our house. No cats in sight. So why not have a dog clock? I suppose i would mind that as much. But the women doesn't even own a cat! So am I paranoid... or... yea I suppose I am just a little paranoid. You know what, it's probably just nothing. Well thats all for this hard hitting reporter today! Over and out.