2402 - Today I met George Lowe. It was pretty cool listening to him sit there and make fun of me in his weird weird voice as he spent 15 minutes writing all over this big poster, adding dialogue and other weird stuff on it. He was very impressive though, even though he is ancient (he's bald and looks old enough to be my dad, the horrors). I also picked up 40 really bad old skool comic books for 25 cents each. Add that up. Yeah. Ranging from ROM space knight to Cloak and Dagger to Howard the Duck and Prince Valiant. Sad ain't it. But I have a plan for them, as you may soon see.
Today's comic is about my hatred towards the X-Box. I really don't hate it as much as I say I do, someday I may (MAY) even buy one, assuming a good game ever comes out for it, which is doubtful. So don't think about buying me an X-Box for my b-day, a Gamecube is fine enough, or a Dreamcast. I hope to continue this X-Box theme though at least 54 more weeks, give or take 53.
Here is the plan though. I assume that at most, 5 people read this comic, and 3 people read this verbal babble under it and don't just run away crying for their mommy when they see words that they don't have to read for school. So, following the great ideas Fight Club has implanted in all our brains, everyone, all 3 of youse guys, will have a homework assignment for wednesday.
Your job is to convince 3 people each, EACH, to read one of these comics. That will take like what, 10 seconds each to forward the website url to them and suggest they read it? Wow, that ain't hard. I'd do it myself, but I ALREADY HAVE! Send it to people you think might enjoy this stuff though, not your grandmother who still thinks video games rot your brain, (they do) send it to someone who enjoys video games, Mario, Sonic and Verbal abusing. If they like Your Mom jokes, that works too.
Assuming everyone does their homework, I will have, well, a few more hits on my already depressingly bad counter that I did half of. Then you can do it all over again, and they can too! I will build an empire of readers, or something along those lines. Nevermind. Goodnite.
Oh, and by the way, George Lowe is more popularly known by his TV cartoon personality, Space Ghost. Just in case you didn't know.
