12102 - Well, today was a good day since I don't have to do school work, since tomorrow is a holiday. I was able to get my genesis and Sega CD working as well, although I don't know if that is a good thing or not. I worked on getting Tidus' ultimate weapon fully powered up by getting a perfect (0:0:00) time on the Chocobo race for 3 hours today, and I only got to 0:9:01. I don't think it is possible. Argghhhh! I also realized how bad Shaq Fu really is. But it is worth playing for the plot. Here goes a quick summary. The sad thing is that it is published by Electronic Arts. Yeah.
"It's downtown Tokyo and I'm checkin' out the local sights on the day of my all star charity game when...
...I stumbled upon a small Kung Fu dojo with an old man inside...
Greetings big warrior. You are the one from the stars,I presume? I thougth I'd never live to see the day!
I'm an all star if that's what you mean? We have a game tonight... would you like to come? Its goining to be quite a battle even though it is for charity.
Oh no, young warrior, I'm too old to be fighting. But I wish you well... You must hurry now if you rare toi save the little boy, Nezu That is, if your really are th magic one?
I'm not sure what you mean? I'm just sightseeing before my game. What are you talking about?
No time to explain! Go through this protal -find Nezu- and save him before it's too late!"
That is the opening word for word. Yeah. I had to watch the opening 4 times to get all that, so you better enjoy it. After that you fight in the crappiest of graphics a catwoman, persian prince, vodoo girl, mummy, terminator-esque monster, old man, dinosaur-like guy, and such... and they are all black too. Even the persian prince, who looks strangely like Aladdin, is black. I didn't quite understand that. Luckily the old japanese dojo owner is not. Talk about extreme unracist racism. And you should here their phrases before battles. I'll only list one.
Shaq: "Your magic can't hurt me, girlfriend."
Weird vodoo lady: "My magic can hurt you, and I ain't your girlfriend."
Yes.
Those were the good ol' days.
Basically though, DO NOT for any means necessary play this game.
I think that is about it for that. I can't handle that game any more. But someday when I am really bored, I think I'll write a guide for it.......It's stupid, but it is true.
