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Here are some pixels formed together to make you laugh: Dumb Laws: Alabama: It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Get the full text of this law. Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. You must have windshield wipers on your car. You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. Masks may not be worn in public. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. Get the full text of this law. Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate. Get the full text of this law. Interracial couples may not marry. (Repealed) Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM. Get the full text of this law. No billiard hall may operate a trap-door to a place where persons gather for "immoral purposes". Get the full text of this law. No persons may sell "blow-out nuts". Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to stake a horse on a highway. Get the full text of this law. Hunting is not allowed on Sunday Anniston You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. Huntsville If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer. Get the full text of this law. Jasper It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger than the diameter of his thumb. Lee County It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. Mobile It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits. Why does this law exist? It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels. Why does this law exist? Montgomery It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. (Repealed) Alaska: Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Fairbanks It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. Haines A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license. Get the full text of this law. It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare). Get the full text of this law. Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves. Get the full text of this law. Soldotna Arizona: Fairbanks It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. Haines Arkansas: The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. Oral sex is considered to be sodomy. Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. Fayetteville It is illegal to kill "any living creature". Little Rock Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday. California:Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Bathhouses are against the law. Get the full text of this law. Why does this law exist? It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Women may not drive in a house coat. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Alhambra You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. Arcadia Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. Baldwin Park Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Why does this law exist? Blythe You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Burlingame It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. Cathedral City It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle. Get the full text of this law. Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life". Get the full text of this law. One may not bring their dog to school. Get the full text of this law. Cerritos All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days. Get the full text of this law. Chico One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide. Get the full text of this law. Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal. Get the full text of this law. Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street. Get the full text of this law. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Dana Point One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open. Get the full text of this law. Downey It is illegal to wash your car in the street. Hermosa Beach Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper. Get the full text of this law. No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to pour salt on a highway. Get the full text of this law. Hollywood It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. Lafayette You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. Lodi It is illegal to shoot "silly string" at parade participants. Get the full text of this law. Lompoc It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. Why does this law exist? Long Beach Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. Los Angeles It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. You may not hunt moths under a street light. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. Toads may not be licked. Why does this law exist? It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. Zoot suits are prohibited. Why does this law exist? Norco Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle. However, this does not apply to a vehicle which is attempting to sell something. Get the full text of this law. It is unlawful to give another fireworks. Get the full text of this law. All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first. Get the full text of this law. Growing oleander flowers is illegal. Get the full text of this law. Why does this law exist? Ontario Roosters may not crow in the city limits. Pacific Grove It is illegal to molest butterflies. Palm Springs It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM. Pasadena It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. Prunedale Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. Redlands Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it. Riverside One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. San Diego It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. San Francisco Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. San Jose It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. San Luis Obispo Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited. Get the full text of this law. Santa Monica You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. Temecula Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times. Thousand Oaks Before a business may have a "going out of business sale", they must obtain a special permit from the city manager. Get the full text of this law. Walnut Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car. Get the full text of this law. Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground. Get the full text of this law. Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff. Get the full text of this law. Persons may not pick flowers from the city parks. Get the full text of this law. Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff. Get the full text of this law. One may not leave sand in their own driveway. Get the full text of this law. A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license. Get the full text of this law. It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare). Get the full text of this law. Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves. Get the full text of this law. Soldotna Persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist. Colorado: One may not mutilate a rock in a state park. Get the full text of this law. Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday. It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol. No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. Alamosa Throwing missles at cars is illegal. Get the full text of this law. Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited. Get the full text of this law. To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license. Get the full text of this law. Persons may not urinate in public. Get the full text of this law. Arvada Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them. Get the full text of this law. Colorado Springs It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. Cripple Creek It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building. Denver The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park. It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. You may not drive a black car on Sundays. It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado. Durango It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex. Logan County It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. Pueblo It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits. Sterling Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight. Connecticut: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway. Get the full text of this law. Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold. Get the full text of this law. Devon It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. Guilford Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display. Hartford You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. You may not educate dogs. It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. New Britain It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire. Southington Silly string is banned. Why does this law exist? Waterbury It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer. Deleware: It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. "R" rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters. Get the full text of this law. Lewes It is illegal to wear pants that are "firm fitting" around the waist. Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment. Rehoboth Beach No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle. Get the full text of this law. On Halloween, children may only "trick-or-treat" from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must "trick-or-treat" on October 30 during this same time interval. Get the full text of this law. One may not whisper in church. Get the full text of this law. No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk. Get the full text of this law. Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited. Get the full text of this law. Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed. Get the full text of this law. Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time. Get the full text of this law. South Bethany All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog "poops", or risk a $100 fine. Get the full text of this law. Florida: Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to skateboard without a license. When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. Oral sex is illegal. You may not kiss your wife's breasts. Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. Big Pine Key It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. Cape Coral It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline. It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house. Cape Coral City A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to sit in their carport. (Passed June 2002) Daytona Beach The molestation of trash cans is banned. Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in use is prohibited. Get the full text of this law. Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of draining is considered a public nuisance. Get the full text of this law. Hialeah Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor. Key West Chickens are considered a 'protected species'. Naples Neon signs are prohibited. Get the full text of this law. Palm Bay Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles. Get the full text of this law. Pensacola Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person. It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up according to the contents of the barrel. A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils. Sanford Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance results in a $100 fine. Sarasota If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00. You may not catch crabs. Satellite Beach Beer may not be sold between 2 a.m. and 7 a.m. Get the full text of this law. Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex. Get the full text of this law. Seaside All houses much have white picket fences and full-width, two-story porches. Why does this law exist? Tampa Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing". Get the full text of this law. Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a patron. Get the full text of this law. Georgia: It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. Signs are required to be written in English. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. Acworth All citizens must own a rake. Atlanta Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. One man may not be on another man's back. Cobb County At Nickajack Elementary School, all peanut products are banned, even peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Get the full text of this law. Columbus Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday. It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday. All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall. (Repealed) Conyers One may not place a dead bird on a neighbor's lawn. Get the full text of this law. Dublin Rocks may not be thrown at birds. Get the full text of this law. A person must obtain a permit to spread rat poison. Get the full text of this law. Persons may not wear hoods in public. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to play catch in any city street. Get the full text of this law. Cars may not be driven through playgrounds. Get the full text of this law. Gainesville Chicken must be eaten with the hands. Jonesboro It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy." Why does this law exist? Marietta Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. Quitman It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. Cars are not to drive on sidewalks. Roswell Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays. Get the full text of this law. The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured. Hawaii: Billboards are outlawed. Get the full text of this law. All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. Idaho: Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. You may not fish on a camel's back. Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Boise Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back. Coeur d Alene If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. Pocatello A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view." A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. The English language is not to be spoken. Carbondale No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave. Champaign One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. Chicago Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck. Kites may not be flown within the city limits. Spitting is forbidden In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb. It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. Cicero Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. Crete It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog. Cars may not be driven through the town. Crystal Lake If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it. Additionally, the resident must obtain a permit from the city to water the lawn with outside water sources. Des Plaines Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. Eureka A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman. Evanston Bowling is forbidden. It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. Fairfield It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise. Freeport It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window. Galesburg There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. Horner It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer. Joliet Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine. Kenilworth A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence. Kirkland Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets. Moline Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue. Morton Grove You may not own a handgun. Normal It is against the law to make faces at dogs. Orland Park No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling. Ottowa Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense. Park Ridge Trucks may only park inside closed garages. Peoria Basketball hoops may not be instaled on a driveway. Zion It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals. Indiana: One may not sniff glue. Get the full text of this law. A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight. Get the full text of this law. Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday. Oral sex is illegal. A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. It is against the law to pass a horse on the street. It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. Get the full text of this law. Liquor stores may not sell milk. Get the full text of this law. Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor. You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her. Get the full text of this law. One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate. Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session. Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes. Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights. No one may catch a fish with his bare hands. Men are prohibited from standing in a bar. You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it. Drinks on the house are illegal. Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest. You are required to pour your drink into a glass. "Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal. State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post. All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads. Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans. Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide. If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices. Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day. A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming. The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415. It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. Get the full text of this law. Auburn It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. For these offesnses, there is a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of one's bicycle for a period not to exceed 30 days. Beech Grove It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park. Elkhart It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears. Evansville While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on. Fort Wayne You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record "It`s In the Book". Gary Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar. South Bend It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. Terre Haute No one may spit on the sidewalk. Iowa: Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn. Get the full text of this law. A board was created to regulate among other things, hearing aids. It includes two appointees by the governor who are supposed to represent the general public. Get the full text of this law. Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines. (Repealed) Get the full text of this law. Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease's "probable origin". (Repealed) Get the full text of this law. All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long. (Repealed) Get the full text of this law. It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. One-armed piano players must perform for free. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. Dubuque Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building. Fort Madison The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. Indianola The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned. Marshalltown Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants. Ottumwa Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know. Kansas: Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. Derby It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building. Get the full text of this law. Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. Get the full text of this law. Persons may not "screech" their tires while driving. Get the full text of this law. Riding an animal down any road is against the law. Get the full text of this law. Dodge City It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. All places of business must provide a horse water troft Lawrence All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. No one may wear a bee in their hat. Overland Park One may not picket a funeral. Get the full text of this law. Russell Musical car horns are banned. Salina It is against the law to leave your car running unattended. Topeka The installation of bathtubs is prohibited. Wichita Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air. Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas. Kentucky: Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison. Get the full text of this law. One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky. It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License. Fort Thomas Dogs may not molest cars. Get the full text of this law. Lexington By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground." It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. Owensboro One may not receive anal sex. A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission. Louisiana: It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers. Get the full text of this law. One may not "dare" another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another. Violation of this could result in up to six months in jail. Get the full text of this law. Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to steal a "movable" even if it classified as an "immovable" Get the full text of this law. Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed. Get the full text of this law. One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise. Get the full text of this law. Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal. Get the full text of this law. Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault." It is illegal to gargle in public places. Jefferson Parish All garbage must be cooked before it can be fed to any hogs. Get the full text of this law. No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie. Get the full text of this law. Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult. Furthermore, the adult's name must be publicly displayed in the establishment. Get the full text of this law. New Orleans You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. Port Allen No person may predict another's future. Get the full text of this law. Only two people may picket on a sidewalk at a time, and they must stay at least five feet apart at all times. Get the full text of this law. Sulphur It is illegal to be an alcoholic. Get the full text of this law. Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to have sex with a cow. Get the full text of this law. Drive-thru liquor stores are outlawed. Get the full text of this law. Maine: Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack. You may not step out of a plane in flight. After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up. Augusta To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law. Biddeford It is illegal to gamble at the airport. Get the full text of this law. No person may roller skate on a sidewalk. Get the full text of this law. Ellsworth If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail. Get the full text of this law. Portland Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street. South Berwick It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts. Get the full text of this law. Wells Deer may not be fed. Get the full text of this law. Why does this law exist? Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries. Get the full text of this law. Maryland: Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere. Thistles may not grow in one's yard. Baltimore It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898) No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6 It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. Baltimore City Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. You may not curse inside the city limits. Columbia You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. Ocean City A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. Massachusetts: ..... There are no dumb laws! Viva la Massachusetts! Michigan: A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office. It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed) Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber. Get the full text of this law. Clawson There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. Detroit Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited. It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday. It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food. Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice. Furthermore, any person seen throwing an octopus onto the ice at a Red Wings game will be taken to jail. Why does this law exist? Grand Haven No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense. Harper Woods It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. Kalamazoo It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. Rochester All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. Soo Smoking while in bed is illegal. Wayland Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day. Minnesota: The land of 10,000 lakes declares mosquitos a public nuisance. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there. Get the full text of this law. A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. It is illegal to sleep naked. All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. Oral sex is prohibited. All bathtubs must have feet. Cottage Grove Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies. Get the full text of this law. Why does this law exist? Hibbing It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat. Minneapolis Red cars may not drive down Lake Street. Minnetonka Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance. Get the full text of this law. Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance. Get the full text of this law. Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor. Get the full text of this law. St. Cloud Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays. Virginia You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street Mississippi: Private citizens may personally arrest any person that disturbs a church service. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is. Get the full text of this law. A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her. Get the full text of this law. One may be fined up to $100 for using "profane language" in public places. Get the full text of this law. Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging. Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road. Adultery or Fornication (living togeather while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison. Get the full text of this law. Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $250 fine. Get the full text of this law. Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public. If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month. If they have another illegitimate child, they will spend another three months in jail. Get the full text of this law. No one may bribe any athlete to "rig" a game, match, tournament, etc. with the exception of wrestlers. Get the full text of this law. Columbus The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it. Oxford It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square. Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited. Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses. Ridgeland It is unlawful for anyone to have sex in public. Get the full text of this law. Exterior burglar bars which are viewable from the street are not allowed. Get the full text of this law. Tylertown It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street. Missouri: It is illegal to have oral sex. Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820). It is not illegal to speed. Buckner In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. Columbia One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM. Get the full text of this law. Excelsior Springs Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated. Kansas City Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely. Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited. Marceline Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. Marquette It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law). Mole Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. Natchez It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. Purdy Dancing is strictly prohibited. St. Louis It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets. A milk man may not run while on duty. University City No person may own a PVC pipe. Get the full text of this law. No person may have a "yard sale" in their front yard. In addition to this, no person shall have more than two yard sales a year. Get the full text of this law. Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor's house. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to request for someone to "watch over" your parked car. Get the full text of this law. One may not honk another's horn. Get the full text of this law. Four women may not rent an apartment together. Montano:It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style. Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. Billings Persons in possession of a "pea shooter" risk it being conviscated by police. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings. Get the full text of this law. Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system. Get the full text of this law. No person shall raise pet rats. Get the full text of this law. Excelsior Springs Balls may not be thrown within the city limits. Helena No item may be thrown across a street. Salisbury Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground. Whitehall It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. Nebraska: If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. It is Illegal to go whale fishing. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. Lehigh Doughnut holes may not be sold. Omaha Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. Waterloo Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M Nevada: It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property. Clark County An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time. Elko Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask. Eureka Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. Nyala A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. New Hampshire: You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt. It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name. Get the full text of this law. Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces. It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. Get the full text of this law. You may not run machinery on Sundays. On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. White Mountain National Forest If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''. New Jersey: One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder. Get the full text of this law. You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. In an attempt to "foster kindness" in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated "Kindnesss Awareness Month". Get the full text of this law. If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. The third Thursday of October is designated as "New Jersey Credit Union Day" and citizens of the state should observe the day with "appropriate activities and programs". Get the full text of this law. Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. Get the full text of this law. You may not slurp your soup. Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti. Get the full text of this law. Handcuffs may not be sold to minors. Get the full text of this law. If one is convicted of driving under the influence of alcohol, he or she may never again apply for a personalized license plate. Get the full text of this law. Bernards Township It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone". Caldwell You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue. Cranford Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. Cresskill All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. Elizabeth It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat. Manville It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. Newark It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. Ocean City People may not slurp their soup. Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. Raw hamburger may not be sold. Raritan Profanity is prohibited. Sea Isle City There will be no boiling of bones on the property. Trenton You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays. New Mexico: State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. Carrizozo It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. Las Cruces You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street New York: A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. That rarely happens, since one party regularly says "no" to the other, or there wouldn't be a reason to dissolve the marriage. If one of the spouses says "no" to the divorce, the other party has to prove that the spouse saying "no" was at fault. Fault could be one of four terrible things. If the spouse has abandoned the other spouse, that is, left the house for a year or if there hasn't been sexual relations for a year (how do you prove that?). Another one of the four terrible things, an oft cited fault, is to assert that the spouse has treated the other spouse with physical or mental cruelty. This is usually the case in most deteriorating marriages, but for the court's purposes, yelling and screaming is not usually enough; pictures of bruises taken in the emergency room might suffice. Divorce will be easy if the spouse has been imprisoned for two or three years. Much more difficult is the last fault, adultery. This keeps a lot of private detectives in business, since lipstick on the collar is not proof. It also means that lawyers get paid to "prove" fault, or on the other side, to show how lame the opposing side's "fault" claim is. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. Carmel A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. Greene During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. New York Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". Ocean City It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle. Staten Island It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand. North Carolina: Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them. However, paying taxes on these items does not make them legal. Get the full text of this law. A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold. Get the full text of this law. Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume. Get the full text of this law. Why does this law exist? Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair. Get the full text of this law. Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed. Get the full text of this law. No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church. Get the full text of this law. It's against the law to sing off key. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled. If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard. Oral sex is considered a crime against nature. A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent. Get the full text of this law. The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine. Get the full text of this law. Barber Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. Chapel Hill It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly. Charlotte Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times. Dunn It is illegal to drive cars through city cemeteries for pleasure. Get the full text of this law. No one may visit their departed loved ones late at night. Get the full text of this law. Cars may not be driven on sidewalks. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to throw rocks at a city street. Get the full text of this law. No person shall spit on a city street. Get the full text of this law. Elon College There is to be no rollerblading during daylight hours, on the roads, or on the bricks. All the sidewalks at this college are made of brick. Forest City You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town. Greensboro Restaurants "with on sidewalk dining" must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not readable from the street. Kill Devil Hills You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars. Rocky Mount It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog. Southern Shores It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway. North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon. Devils Lake New Year's celebrations are somewhat bland in this town as fireworks may not be set off after 11:00 PM! Get the full text of this law. Fargo One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place. Ohio: In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. It is illegal to get a fish drunk. The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car. Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited. Breast feeding is not allowed in public. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. Get the full text of this law. No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. Get the full text of this law. Bay Village It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. Bexley Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses. Canton Electric fences are banned. Get the full text of this law. If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour. Get the full text of this law. Power Wheels® cars may not be driven down the street. Get the full text of this law. It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendent's permission. Get the full text of this law. Cincinnati Anal intercourse is banned. Cleveland Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear. It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license! Clinton Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. Columbus It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday. Fairview Park Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission. It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor. Ironton Cross-dressing is against the law. Lima Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold. Lowell It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour. Marion You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street. McDonald Your goose may not paraded down Main Street. North Canton It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police. Oxford It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. Paulding A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. Strongsville Catch 22 is banned. Toledo Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal. Youngstown You may not run out of gas. Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed Oklahoma: Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. Whaling is illegal. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. It's statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she's a virgin. If she's not a virgin, it is okay, but the said person must be over 16. If both parties are under 18, then the law does not apply. Tattoos are banned. No one may spit on a sidewalk. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. It is illegal to have sex before you are married. Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car. One may not promote a "horse tripping event". Get the full text of this law. It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo. Get the full text of this law. Ada If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. Bartlesville If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog's disposal. Get the full text of this law. No person may own more than two adult cats. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to cause "annoying vibrations" in the city limits. Get the full text of this law. Persons may not play catch on any city street. Get the full text of this law. Clinton Molesting an automobile is illegal. Hawthahorne It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. Oklahoma City No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger. Schulter Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. Tulsa You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area. Wynona One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended. Mules may not drink out of bird baths. Clothes may not be washed in bird baths. Yukon It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall. While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn. Oregon: Dishes must drip dry. The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart. It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., that which covers one's body from neck to knee. Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. Beaverton You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. Eugene It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. Hood River Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. Klamath River It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. Marion Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. Myrtle Creek One may not box with a kangaroo. Portland No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to "offensive physical contact". Get the full text of this law. Minors may not enter a room where a "social game" is being played. Get the full text of this law. Trucks may not be parked on the street. Get the full text of this law. Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars. Get the full text of this law. Persons may not pass through a "traffic congestion thoroughfare" more than twice per night. Get the full text of this law. It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. People may not whistle underwater. You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. Salem Women may not wrestle in Salem. Spokane County Strippers may not come closer than four feet to any customer. Get the full text of this law. Springfield It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet. Stanfield It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms. No more than two people may share a single drink. Yamhill It is illegal to predict the future. Get the full text of this law. Pennsylvania: It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding. It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. You may not sing in the bathtub. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk. No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor". All liquor stores must be run by the state. Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays. You may not catch a fish with your hands. You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth. Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish. Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land. Allentown There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public. Bensalem Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered. Get the full text of this law. Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games. Get the full text of this law. Carlisle In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved. Connellsville One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist. Danville All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. Millville The sale of alcohol is prohibited. One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets. Morrisville It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics. Newtown Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents. Pittsburgh No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car. Ridley Park You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance. Tarentum Horses are not to be tied to parking meters. Rhode Island: One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left. Get the full text of this law. Rhode Island recently applied to the US Government to make all the coastal waters of Rhode Island a "No Discharge Zone". The ostensible purpose was to prohibit the discharge of sewage by boats into the state's waters. However, discharge of raw sewage into the state waters was already illegal. What the "No Discharge Zone" actually did was make it illegal to discharge TREATED sewage from a boat into state waters. What now happens is that boats (whose treatment systems far outperform municipal sewage treatment plants) are now required to disable their sewage treatment systems, and carry their sewage to a shore-based facility, which then dumps the partially treated sewage back into Rhode Island's coastal waters. Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine. Get the full text of this law. Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum $20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days. Get the full text of this law. Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second. Get the full text of this law. Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday. Get the full text of this law. Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. -SECTION 11-40-1 It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. Newport You cannot smoke a pipe after sunset. Providence There is not an appeals process for exemtion of property tax due to a disability or poverty. It is illegal to wear transparent clothing. You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. Scituate It is illegal to drive down any street with beer in your car, even if it is unopened. Get the full text of this law. West Warwick It is illegal to use water on even-numbered days for the sole purpose of watering plants, gardens, or lawns. If you break this law there is a fine of $25-$100. South Carolina: It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse. By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place. Get the full text of this law. Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses. Get the full text of this law. A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people. Get the full text of this law. Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state. Get the full text of this law. Dance halls may not operate on Sundays. Get the full text of this law. An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold. Get the full text of this law. No work may be done on Sunday. Get the full text of this law. Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday. Get the full text of this law. Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal. It is considered an offense to get a tattoo. Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club. A permit must be obtained to fire a missle. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina. When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic. It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks. It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide. A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine. Get the full text of this law. Charleston The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake. It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street. Clemson Lifeguards must be present at apartment complex pools, but only after 11:00 PM. Get the full text of this law. "Vicious Dogs" may not be kept within the city limits. Get the full text of this law. Sexually oriented businesses may not open for business on Sundays. Get the full text of this law. Bitches in heat shall be confined. Get the full text of this law. Fountain Inn Horses are to wear pants at all times. Greenville The drinking age on Furman University campus is 60 years old. Get the full text of this law. Lancaster County It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster. Spartanburg Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden. South Dakota: No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. Spearfish If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon. Tennessee: The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature. (Repealed) Get the full text of this law. Interracial marriages are illegal. (Repealed) Get the full text of this law. Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor. (Repealed) Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to place tacks on a highway. Get the full text of this law. Skunks may not be carried into the state. Get the full text of this law. You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. Hollow logs may not be sold. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. "Crimes against nature" are prohibited. Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature. Get the full text of this law. Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state. Get the full text of this law. Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging. No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day. Get the full text of this law. Driving is not to be done while asleep. It is legal to gather and consume roadkill. Dyersburg It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. Fayette County You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. Knoxville In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post." Lenior County When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming. Lexington No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited. Memphis Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. Get the full text of this law. Why does this law exist? It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. Nashville No person may keep a cheetah as a pet. Get the full text of this law. Males may not be sexually aroused in public. Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway. Get the full text of this law. No person may roller skate and listen to a personal cd player at the same time. Get the full text of this law. Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window. Get the full text of this law. To play pinball, one must be 18 years old. Get the full text of this law. All persons riding scooters must ride in single file. Get the full text of this law. Oneida An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'." Texas: When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. Get the full text of this law. You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is illegal to milk another person's cow. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense. Get the full text of this law. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home. Abilene It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. Austin Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. Why does this law exist? Beaumont Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. Borger It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. Clarendon It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. Dallas It's illegal to possess realistic dildos. El Paso Urinating on the streets is illegal. Get the full text of this law. Appearing in public places wearing a "lewd dress" is prohibited. Get the full text of this law. Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them." Galveston Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal. Get the full text of this law. No person shall inhale fumes from model glue. Get the full text of this law. Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays. Houston It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday. Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. Jasper Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars. LeFors It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. Lubbock County It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream. Mesquite It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts. Port Arthur Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator. Richardson It is illegal to do "U Turns". It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street. San Antonio It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo. Why does this law exist? It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands. Temple Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot. You can ride your horse in the saloon. No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square. Texarkana Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights. Utah: Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency. Get the full text of this law. Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer. Get the full text of this law. Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to cause a catastrophe. Get the full text of this law. It is against the law to fish from horseback. It is illegal not to drink milk. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them. Birds have the right of way on all highways. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol. It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway. It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. It is considered an offense to hunt whales. No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. Kaysville You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark. Logan Women may not swear. Monroe Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. Provo Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. Salt Lake County No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street. Get the full text of this law. Tremonton It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper. Trout Creek Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches. Vermont: Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. Whistling underwater is illegal It is illegal to deny the existence of God. Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night. Virginia:No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM. Get the full text of this law. Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary. There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates." You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry. Get the full text of this law. If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations. Get the full text of this law. You may not have oral or anal sex. Get the full text of this law. Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. Police radar detectors are illegal. Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. It is illegal to tickle women. Culpeper No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. Dayton A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm. Lebanon It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed. Norfolk Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated. A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere. Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone. Prince William County No person may keep a skunk as a pet. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to cuss about another. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to park a car on railroad tracks. Get the full text of this law. Richmond It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee. Stafford County It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. Victoria It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street. Virginia Beach If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's. It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike. It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk. It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue. Waynesboro It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag. (Repealed) Washington: All lollipops are banned. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town." Why does this law exist? It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle. It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich. You are not allowed to breastfeed in public. (Repealed) One may not spit on a bus. Get the full text of this law. When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday. It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company. Furthermore, if permission is granted, the vending machine may not be less than twelve feet from the ground. Get the full text of this law. No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold. Get the full text of this law. Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls. Get the full text of this law. X-rays may not be used to fit shoes. Get the full text of this law. Auburn Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail. Bremerton You may not shuck peanuts on the street. Everett It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window. Lynden Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment. Seattle You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length. One may not spit on a bus. Get the full text of this law. Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term. No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission. It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers. Spokane TV's may not be bought on Sundays. Waldron Island No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing. -San Juan County Ordinance NO. 7 -1995 (Passed June 7,1995) Why does this law exist? Wilbur You may not ride an ugly horse. West Virginia: No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions." Why does this law exist? Unmarried couple who live together and "lewdly associate" with one another may face up to a year in prison. Get the full text of this law. When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers. Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars. Get the full text of this law. It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store. Get the full text of this law. A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challege. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to snooze on a train. A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel. Get the full text of this law. For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar. Get the full text of this law. According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. Get the full text of this law. If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined. Get the full text of this law. Roadkill may be taken home for supper. Why does this law exist? Whistling underwater is prohibited. Alderson One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash. Huntington Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps. Nicholas County No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service. Wisconsin: One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars. Get the full text of this law. It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car. Get the full text of this law. Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads. Get the full text of this law. The government may not prohibit manual flushed urinals. Get the full text of this law. Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer. Get the full text of this law. Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. Get the full text of this law. Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned. Condoms were considered an obsene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. At one time, margarine was illegal. State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife. That would mean that women could not be guilty of rape and neither could men who thought they were married to the woman. While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license. It is illegal to kiss on a train. It is illegal to cut a woman's hair. Brookfield Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes. Get the full text of this law. It is unlawful for one to allow another to use the first person's telephone in order to make prank phone calls. Get the full text of this law. Hudson Screens are required on all windows from May 1 to October 1. Get the full text of this law. You are not allowed to put litter into someone else's trash receptacle without express permission. Get the full text of this law. No one may sit on another's parked vehicle without expressed consent of the owner. Get the full text of this law. Kenosha No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public. La Crosse It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip). It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window. It is illegal to play checkers in public. You cannot "worry a squirrel." Milwaukee An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car. It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention. If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. Racine It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man. St. Croix Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public. Sun Prairie Nuclear weapons may not be manufactured in the city limits. Get the full text of this law. Persons may not ride a bicycle with their hands off the handlebars. Get the full text of this law. Cats are forbidden from entering cemeteries. Get the full text of this law. Even if one gets his/her change "stolen" by a vending machine, hitting the machine violates a city ordinance. Get the full text of this law. Unremoved snow on one's property is considered a public nuisance. Get the full text of this law. Wauwatosa Reserving a city meeting room under a false name is prohibited. Get the full text of this law. Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited. Get the full text of this law. If a person shall fail to return books he/she has checked out from the library, that person should return their library card to the library until the books are returned. Get the full text of this law. Swimming in water fountains is prohibited. Wyoming: If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year. Get the full text of this law. Junk dealers may not make any business transactions with drunk persons. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement. Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden. Get the full text of this law. Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars. Get the full text of this law. It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit. Skiing under the influence of alcohol is prohibited. Get the full text of this law. All new buildings that cost over $100,000 to build must have %1 of funds spent on art work for the building. Get the full text of this law. Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays. Thank you www.dumblaws.com!!!!! This site will be updated frequently, and is still in progress. For questions, comments, or any other helpless needs, please spend time e-mailing me at kevin_warmerdam@hotmail.com.

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