THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JOHNNY CARSON

I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles."

I saw a Robin dippin' his worm in Nestea."

My wife said "Johnny, what about the garbage?" I said you cooked it you throw it out.

My wife said "Johnny, I'd like to go someplace I've never been before". I said, try the kitchen.

I took my wife for a mud pack the other day. She looked fine for awhile, then the mud fell off.

I was driving my car down Rodeo Dr. the other day and a cop pulled me over and said, "Johnny, your eyes look glassy, have you been drinking?" I said Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?

I need to make a living too!

The Hot Dog stand gig ain't cuttin' the mustard and being a lifeguard in a car wash ain't cuttin' it either.

What do you expect, Johnny Carson going back to Nebraska, doing comedy in the middle of a corn field.

This isn't HEE HAW ya know!

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