"Aeris prepares for the impact... Nothing happens... Cid checks his watch... Aeris looks up..."
"Still nothing happens... The party starts to whisper to each other in annoyance..."
Aeris: 'growling' What's the hold up!?
"The camera turns and zooms to Sephiroth, who is holding onto a support pole, looking down"
Sephiroth: 'meek voice' Too high...

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: #&@*($@$^@*($^@^$@(
Cloud: Was that you Cid?
Cid: No $&*%&ing way!
"The party look up to Sephiroth, who is caught in lighting wires"
Sephiroth: Can't..... get...... down.....
Tifa: 'blank look' Not again...

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: AERIS!!!!
"Sephiroth lands right in front of Aeris, and into the ground, which breaks below him" "Sending him crashing into, and under the stage"
"There is a series of crashing sounds, then it is quiet..."
Red XIII: 'putting paws over head and muttering' Who forgot to put the support structure for the ground...?
Cait Sith & Yuffie: Hehehehehe...
"Everyone looks to Cait Sith & Yuffie"
"Tifa and Barret crack up"
Vincent: I need a beer break...

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: AHH!!!!!!
Cloud: NO!!!
"Aeris becomes wide eyed as Sephiroth stabs the long sword right between her legs"
"Aeris turns around and slaps Sephiroth"
Aeris: You Pervert!!!!!
Sephiroth: Yeouch! Sorry Sorry Sorry!
"Aeris continues to beat Sephiroth"
"Sephiroth runs in circles, being beaten"

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: AH!!!!!!
Cloud: N-
"Sephiroth is stopped in midair by a bungee cord (an acting safety thing)"
"A black haired, handsome man comes out of nowhere"
Zach: Stop You Fiend!!!!
"Everyone gawks at Zach"
Tifa: You came back!
Director: Cut Cut CUT!!! Stop the tape, what is he doing here?
Zach: I came to save the day, the script says so...
Director: That is earlier!!! Get off the stage!
Yuffie: 'to Cid' who's he?
Cid: I really don't #&$ know...

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Taking a deep breath"
Sephiroth: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: (okay...) NOO!!!!! AERIS!!-
"Sephiroth falls into the mako pool (Aeris's burial) with a big splash"
"Aeris puts her hands over her mouth"
"Cloud looks blank at the mako pool"
"Vincent throws down his script and walks off"
"Sephiroth submerges"
Sephiroth: I'm okay! Really!
"A giant tentacle comes out of the mako pool and raps around Sephiroth, pulling him back in"

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: AAAHHH!!!!
"Sephiroth lands, face first into the ground, which is now structured and will not break, a few feet from Aeris"
Barret: Dat's Gotta Hurt!!!
"Cloud slowly walks to Sephiroth"
"Sephiroth takes his head from the ground, face all bashed up"
"Sephiroth starts to cry"
"Cloud pats his shoulder"
Cloud: 'sympathetic look' Why don't you just give up...

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: AHHHH!!!!
Director: Stop!!!
"Sephiroth is stopped by the bungee cord"
"Everyone else stops as well, and looks to the Director"
Director: The act was going fine... But...
Red XIII: But?
Director: You need to be left stage...

the impact..."
HH!!!!
O!!
Director: Stop!!!
?
Director: You moved too far left...

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: NOOOoooo... o?
"A chocobo wanders on stage aimlessly"
"Everyone looks at the chocobo"
Chocobo: Wark?
Director: Cut! What Are You-
Tifa: 'cutting in' Let me handle this...
"Tifa walks to the chocobo and points to the door"
Tifa: That scene is taken down the hall... Turn left at the corner... Two doors...
"The Chocobo nods and walks away"

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: 'half heartedly' ahhh...
Cloud: 'the same' Aeris... noo...
"Multiple gun shots are heard"
Sephiroth: ARGH!
"Sephiroth lands on Aeris, the sword lands a few feet away"
Vincent: Realistic...
Tifa: Barret!
Barret: Sorry... I was just bored...
Cid: $&*% bored enough to $&(%ing shoot someone?
Cloud: I wouldn't even go that low...
Aeris: Barret shot him?!
"Everyone looks to Sephiroth on Aeris"
Cait Sith: Guess so...
Aeris: If you bleed on this dress, so help me...

"Aeris prepares for the...-"
Aeris: Forget it... I'm going to my trailer! Call my agent!
Cloud: 'whine' Aeris!
Vincent: Tea time!
Red XIII: I'll join!
Yuffie: I'm going to Elena's house to play materiaopoly
"The Director glares up at the platform, to Sephiroth"
Director: This is all your fault!!-
"Sephiroth lands and impales the Director"
Sephiroth: I did it! I'm so happy!
Tifa: That's not Aeris, Seph...
Sephiroth: It isn't?
Barret: Can't believe ya stabbed da Director!
Sephiroth: I did? Oops...
"Sephiroth looks at the party"
"Everyone suddenly cheers out happily"
"Then Everyone runs off the stage for their 'break' "
Everyone: We're Free!!!!

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: NOOO!!!!!!
"Sephiroth lands and impales Tifa"
"Cloud gasps and passes out"
"Aeris stands there, dumbfounded"
Aeris: Hey! I thought you loved me!!!
Vincent: I think he needs rest...
Aeris: Some boyfriend...
Barret: Ya can go out wit me, Aeris...
Aeris: I'd rather be set on fire!
Red XIII: I can encourage that...
Chocobo: Waaaark!
Cait Sith: Tifa said 2 doors to the left...
Aeris: 'whines' Cloud loves the big breasted slut more than me!
Tifa: BOLT 3!!!
Director: Not On Stage!!!
Cloud: Tifa! You're alive!!!

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: Ah!
"Suddenly, Yuffie runs across stage, holding materia and laughing"
"Elena runs after her"
Elena: Give me back my materia!
Director: CUT!!!

"Aeris prepares for the impact..."
Sephiroth: AAAHHHHH!!!!!
Cloud: AERIS, NOOO!!!!!!!!!
"Sephiroth lands and stabs between Aeris's arm and body, snugly under the armpit"
Aeris: (What should I do... Must play along) GACK!
"Aeris falls limp"
"Sephiroth is incredibly surprised"
Cloud: psst psst! (Seph... Take the sword out!)
"Sephiroth acts like he rips the sword from Aeris's body"
"Cloud goes to Aeris and cries over her"
"Cid looks up, amazed that, after all this time, Sephiroth fell from that high up, and made it"
"And the rest of the act follows"

"Cloud takes Aeris to the mako pool for her burial, and begins to drop her in"
"Everyone play cries, and are really sad"
"Titanic music plays"
"A mental note goes to Aeris of how Cloud loved Tifa more in that one act way back when"
Aeris: 'whispers' Cloud... This is just an act... Right?
Cloud: Shhh... you're supposed to be dead, remember?
"Cloud gently lowers Aeris so she is fully under the mako water stuff"
"Then he runs out of the pool as fast as he can"
Aeris: (Cloud?)
"A giant tenticle comes out of the water and over Aeris, pulling her under"

Director: Cut! That's a rap!
Tifa: What about our pay?
Director: Pay? You must be kidding me!
"Everyone looks at the Director, very angry"
Director: I mean... Ummm... Here!
"Each character receives the acting stash!"
"3... gill... Each?"
Sephiroth: You must be joking...
Director: Thank you for all your hard work!
Tifa: BOLT 3!!!
Aeris: ICE 3!!!
Red XIII: FIRE 3!!!
Cait Sith: QUAKE 3!!!
Vincent: BIO 3!!!
Cid: DEMI 3!!!
Barret: COMET 2!!!
Sephiroth: ULTIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: MASTER MAGIC ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"With a few loud explosions, the sets, scenes, stages, and all of HollyWood is destroyed"

"Yuffie comes back, riding on a chocobo, holding materia"
Yuffie: Hey guys! I got some... for... everyone?
"Looking over at the nothingness, Yuffie comes to see a suitcase"
"Opening the suitcase, lot and lots of gill and money blows around her"
Yuffie: Lucky!!!

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