The Street - Somewhere Down The Road

The Highway

Turning around to go back to ShinraTower/HQ

"Cloud rides on the Motorcycle, crashing out the window"
 
 

"Motorcycle crashes through window"
Shinra Soldiers: We wont let them escape!
"The Motorcycle crashes to the ground infront of the Shinra Soldiers"
"Cloud is not on it"
Shinra Soldier 1: What the F***!?  Where's Cloud?
Shinra Soldier 2: I dunno!
Shinra Soldier 3: Is this even in the script?
"Shinra Soldier 2 pulls out script and reads it"
Shinra Soldier 2: No...
Tifa: CLOUD!!!
"The camera focuses up at the broken window, where Cloud stands"
Cloud: Are You Out've Your Freaking Mind?!?!?!?!
Director: 'sigh' There goes another Motorcycle...
 
 

Cloud: Don't do this to me!!!
"Motorcycle crashes through window"
"Cloud appears to be tied to the Motorcycle"
Shinra Soldiers: We wont let them escape!
"And Cloud drives over the Shinra Soldiers, and over the road, missing the road horribly"
"Shinra Soldiers watch with blank faces as Cloud screams for help while falling down a long way"
"CRASH!"
"Sweat drops appear on Shinra Soldiers"
 
 

"Motorcycle crashes through window"
"The Motorcycle's on fire"
Shinra Soldier 1: RUN AWAY!!!
"Shinra Soldier 1&2 runs for cover"
Shinra Soldier 3: Wait a second...
"Pulls out script and looks it over"
Shinra Soldier 3: Guys!  Wait!  Weapon doesn't attack until the second CD!!-
"Cloud runs over Shinra Soldier 3"
Everyone but Cloud&SS3: 'closing eyes' Oooh!
"Shinra Soldier 1 remove hat and places it to the his chest"
"Shinra Soldier 2 takes out trumpet and plays Taps"
Director: CUT!
Aeris: RED XIII!!!
Red XIII: Rrrrrrrr...
Barret: Why'd ya set da damn bike on fire!?
Red XIII: It wasn't me this time!!!
Tifa: Then who was it?
???: Errr!
Director: Who's that!?
Tifa&Aeris: Zack! What're you doing here?!
Zack: Damn him!  He Stole My Part Once!  Now It's My Turn!!! REVENGE!!!
Barret: Uhhh...  Wha?
Red XIII: I wouldn't know...
 
 

"Motorcycle crashes through window"
Shinra Soldiers: RUN AWAY!!!
Barret: Thought yo' guys said dere' was no Weapon!
"Motorcycle and poor Cloud crashes into SapphireWeapon"
"SapphireWeapon runs a rampage"
Tifa: Well I'll be damned...
Director: WAIT!!!
"Director walks to SapphireWeapon and yells"
Director: YOU'RE NOT IN THIS SCENE-
"SapphireWeapon eats Director, and stomps off"
Red XIII: That is the fourth director this month...
Aeris: Oh dear...
Cloud: 'under Motorcycle' Help!!!
Barret: Didn't kno' Weapon hadda mouth...
Tifa: So who's the new Director?
Red XIII: I shall check...
"Red XIII looks at roll list, then stops"
Red XIII: Wait... I can't read...
Barret: Then Lemmi check!
"Barret checks roll list"
Barret: Da next Director is...  ...  ...  Hojo?
Hojo: "Standing in a road edge shadow" Yes, my precious specimens...
"Hojo gives that evil mad scientist laugh"
"Then starts coughing uncontrollably and falls over backwards, off road"
"A long scream is heard, then stops"
"Cloud gets up from under Motorcycle and walks to road edge, looking over"
Cloud: Professor Hojo... is... dead...
Aeris: My God...
Tifa: Then who is the Assistant Director?
Barret: Lemmi check!
"Barret check list again"
Barret: Da Assist Director is... ... ...  Sephiroth?!
"Sephiroth comes from some shadow, other than Hojo's"
Sephiroth: Yes!  Muahaha!
Tifa: Hey Seph! Ya left your sword back in Pres. Shinra!
Sephiroth: I have spares...  Anyway, let me brief you on how this act shall be...
Everyone but Seph: ???
Sephiroth: Cloud and party crash through window!  The Motorcycle and Truck shall explode!  A mysterious character, Me, shall come and kill everyone!  Then I Shall Be the ruler!!! Muahaha!!!
"Everyone looks at each other"
"Then run to where SapphireWeapon ran off to"
Everyone: Come Back!!!
 
 

"Motorcycle crashes through window"
"It Lands!!!"
"Truck follows after"
"Just then, an object walks over road, infront of Cloud and gang"
"Splat"
Director: 'in bandages' CUT!!!  What Was That?!?!
"The camera zooms in on what was hit, then zooms out quickly"
Aeris: Ew...
"Red XIII looks away"
Tifa: Is that...  Hojo?
Cloud: Then...  Professor Hojo is...  Dead...
Aeris: My God...
Barret: No wai'...
"Barret nudges Hojo with his foot"
Hojo: ... ... .!.
Barret: I think he's still 'live!
"Red XIII puts a paw over his mouth and runs off set"
Shinra Soldier 3: Damn...
"Shinra Soldier 1 nudges Shinra Soldier 2"
Shinra Soldier 1: Ya know... With all this 'hurting the bad guy' thing...  I don't want to be one anymore...
Shinra Soldier 2: Me neither...
 
 

"Motorcycle crashes through window"
Director: CUT!!!
"Motorcycle crashes on road"
Cloud: Ouch...
"Shinra Soldiers stand over Cloud, holding signs"
Barret: Wha Now?!
Director: What are you doing?!
Shinra Soldier 1: We're on strike!
Tifa: That's it!  I'm going on a break!
Aeris: I'll join.  Let's leave this fight to the men
Cloud: 'whine' Tifa! Aeris!
Director: Why are you on strike?!  We are in the middle of a rehearsal!
Shinra Soldier 3: That's just it!  We get no respect!
Shinra Soldier 2: All we do is get beaten up as bad guys!
Red XIII: I should have respect too!
Barret: But Yo' ain't no bad guy!
Red XIII: Oh yeah...
Director: Fine Then!!!  You'll get paid more!
Shinra Soldier 3: We want more than money!  We want an apology!
Director: Who cares about your feelings?!
"Shinra Soldiers starts to walk away, heads bowed"
Director: No Wait!  (heh heh heh) I Know!  I'll give you an extra scene!
Shinra Soldiers: You mean it?
Director: Of Course!  You will get free... Motorcycles too!
Shinra Soldiers: Wow! Thanks!
Director: No Problem...
 
 

"Motorcycle crashes through window"
Shinra Soldiers: 'enthusiastic' We Wont let them escape!
"Motorcycle comes apart in the air"
Cloud: Ack!
Aeris: Cloud!
"Cloud tries the brake to find it isn't there anymore"
Cloud: Ack!
Tifa: Remember your training!
Cloud: What Training?!  They Picked Me Up Off The Street!
"Cloud looks to the ground that is getting closer"
Cloud: Great!  No parachute, no safely cord, no will!
"A light bulb appears over Cloud's head......  and seems to go up as Cloud goes down..."
Cloud: I have an idea!
"Cloud applies the emergency break, and stops in midair"
"Light bulb goes past him"
Red XIII: How long was that?
Barret: Three min and twenty six seconds!
Shinra Soldier 2: I saw that one coming!
Shinra Soldier 1: Same with me!
Cloud: See, Tifa!  I'm okay!
"Cloud waves to Tifa...  Letting go of the emergency break"
Cloud: Uh oh!
"Aeris faints"
"Hojo comes up from the road edge, a bit messed up, but alive!"
Hojo: See, my precious specimens, I have returned!
"Cloud lands on Hojo, taking them both back off the road edge"
"Two screams for help are heard, then stop"
Barret: Change that...  Three minutes and fifty seven seconds!
Cloud: 'yelling from way down there' I'm still alive!
"Light bulb goes over edge of road"
"Shattering sound"
Cloud: Ow!
"Sweat drops appear over everyone (besides Cloud and Hojo)'s head"
 
 

"Motorcycle crashes through window"
"Cloud seems to be wearing a parachute"
"The Motorcycle lands!"
"Truck follows afterward"
Cloud: Didn't need the parachute after all...  darn...
"Up the road, Hojo can be seen standing there with bandages..."
"Hojo seems to be standing there with Sephiroth"
"Hojo looks as the Motorcycle is coming... and thinks quickly"
Hojo: Sephiroth, there is something I have always been wanting to tell you...
Sephiroth: I'll humor myself.  What?
Hojo: I am your father...
"Sephiroth gives the look of utter astonishment"
Sephiroth: I... I don't know what to feel, all my life, I have been thinking that I was borne from a test tube to live the life of a deformed mako monster...  And...  And I was messed up for some elaborate scheme to rule the world!  But Now, I think I should change my ways!
Hojo: You are?
Sephiroth: But father, if I wasn't created...  Does this mean that the mako monsters weren't created?  Does this mean, as I have thought that you created me and I am wrong, that you didn't create the mako monsters either?
Hojo: I created the mako monsters?  oh!  'coughs' I did!  'evil, mad scientist laugh' I did create them!  You are just not a mako monster!
Sephiroth: So I am not a mako monster?
Hojo: No!  Of course not!  But, 'gasp' What's that on your shoulder!
"Hojo backs away"
Sephiroth: Where?
"Sephiroth is hit by the motorcycle and run over by the truck"
Hojo: That was too easy...
"Hojo gives another mad scientist laugh"
Hojo: Now I will rule the world!
"Hojo stop, looks, and watches as the Shinra Soldiers drive right at him"
Hojo: 'eyes go really big' Mommie?
"The 3 motorcycles collide with Hojo and they all crash in a large explosion"
"Cloud and party resume driving"
Barret: Isn't dis were the motorcycle guys come aft'r us?
"Everyone in truck pulls out script and reads them"
Aeris: Yeah... So where are they?
Red XIII: I do not know...
Aeris: Tifa!  Watch where you're driving!!!
Everyone in truck: AHHH!!!
"Truck goes off the end of road"
"Cloud skids to a stop"
Cloud: Finally! The scene is finished!  Ummm...  Tifa?  Aeris?
"Motorball (Big fire techno monster) Drives at Cloud, and into Cloud, taking them both off the road edge"
Barret: We're okay!
"Motorball lands on party in truck"
"Cloud floats to ground, landing on the fallen Motorball, thanks to parachute"
Cloud: I wonder how this scene will end?
"Cloud looks down"
Cloud: Huh?
"Large explosion followed by a mushroom cloud"
"Director watches...  Jaw drops"
"Director gets up and stomps off"
Director: That's It!  I quit!

End of Motorcycle Scene 2!