Crossroads - Coming Down From Midgar
Highway
Turn Left to Reach Shinra HQ
Shinra HQ Parkinglot Entrance
Drive through of the MakoPool
"Tifa, Barret, Aeris, and Red XIII wait in the ShinraTower/HQ for Cloud"
"Cloud comes down the large case of stairs on a Motorcycle"
"Sound of Motorcycle"
Cloud: (heh, too easy)
Tifa: Cloud!!!-
"The motorcycle crashes on its way down the stairs"
"Sound of Motorcycle"
Tifa: Cloud!!!
"Motorcycle crashes again"
"Cloud slides across ground to Tifa, then looks up at her"
"Tifa blushes a really bright red"
"Cloud smiles"
"Red XIII looks away"
"SMACK!!!"
"Sound of Motorcycle"
Tifa: Cloud!!!
Cloud: Look! No hands-
"Screech! BOOM! Crash! Splat!"
"Aeris faints"
Barret: He'll 'member dat in da morn'!!!
"Sound of Motorcycle"
Tifa: Cloud!!! ! ...
"Cloud runs down stairs"
Cloud: VROOOM!!!
"Barret cracks up"
"Aeris takes a pic"
"Red XIII walks to stairs and falls asleep"
Director: CUT!!! What's going on? Where's the Motorcycle?
Cloud: Uhhh, ummm... They needed it down the hall?
Director: Then get it back!
"Sound of Motorcycle"
Aeris: Cloud!!!
Tifa: Hey!!!
"Cloud runs over Red XIII's tail"
"Red XIII is now awake!"
Red XIII: !!!!!!!!!!
Barret: Hit da Deck!!!
"As the phrase goes, Cloud 'burnt rubber'"
"Large explosion"
Aeris: He he he...
Director: Cut! What happened?!
Barret: Da animal's tail caught da damn bike on fire!
Director: That was great! We should add that to the scene!
Red XIII: Errr...
Tifa: 'whine!' She took my cameo!!!
"Sound of Motorcycle"
Tifa: Cloud!!!
"The Motorcycle slips out from under Cloud, leaving him on the stairs"
Cloud: "falling down stairs" Ouch! Ouch! Ack!
"The other characters watch, blank faced"
"The Motorcycle crashes through the window and onto the street below, exploding"
Director: That Was Great!!! I'm adding that to the script!!!
Red XIII: As long as you take out the last part with my tail...
Cloud: Ouch Ouch Ouch! OW!! Ack! Yipe!
Aeris: Poor Cloud...
Tifa: He's been through worse...
"Sound of Motorcycle"
Tifa: Cloud!!!
Cloud: Look what I learned!!!
"The Motorcycle rears up and is driven into the air"
Aeris: Cloud, be careful!
"And the Motorcycle lands, on Red XIII"
Red XIII: X.X
Barret: Road Kill!!!
"The Motorcycle drives off into a wall, on fire from Red XIII's tail"
Aeris: Oh dear...
"Aeris walks to Red XIII and brings him to life again with Phoenix down"
"Red XIII jumps up and roars at Cloud, who is on the ground away from Motorcycle"
Red XIII: 'growl' Am I Road Kill?!?! Is There Some Sign On Me That Says 'Oh, Run Me Over'?!?!?!?! How Would You Like It If I Ran Over You?!?!?! My Tail Hurts Enough From Last Time! How Would You Like It If I Ran Over Your Tail?!
Cloud: But... I don't have a tai-
Red XIII: RRROOOAAARRR!!!
"Sound of Motorcycle"
Tifa: Cloud!!!
Cloud: 'heh' See! I can still do it!
Aeris: 'gasp!' Cloud! Look out!
"Cloud rears back again on the Motorcycle"
"It then hits a rope that was tied across the stairs"
"The Motorcycle suddenly lurches forward, sending Cloud into the ground at the bottom"
"Cloud rubs his head and looks up to see what happened, to see a tire in his face"
"The Motorcycle runs over Cloud, sending Cloud and the Motorcycle into the basement of ShinraTower/HQ"
Director: CUT!!! What happened!? How did the rope get there?!?!
Barret: Uhhh...
Director: And where did the support for the ground go?!
Tifa: Beats me...
Aeris: Ummm...
Red XIII: Rrrrrrrr!!!
"Everyone looks to see Red XIII holding the end of the rope in his teeth"
"He then drops the rope and walks to the hole in the ground"
Red XIII: How Do You Like It?!
"Sound of Motorcycle"
Tifa: Cloud!
"At the top, there appear to be training wheels on the Motorcycle"
"Cloud grins"
"Then they accidentally come off"
Cloud: O.O
"Sending Cloud going crazily down the stairs, skidding in all different directions"
"Cloud drives right past the characters, and through the window"
Barret: Da show must go on! Let's go!
"Tifa, Aeris, Barret... And with a leap, Red XIII jump into some truck and follow Cloud"
End Of Scene 1