Shaq Fu :
The Movie

Helming this film is noted film director: Uwe Boll. † The script is being written by: Robmeister and Uwe Boll.

- The Story of Shaq-Fu -

Long ago and far away, in a place called The Second World, there ruled the

heartless sorcerer Sett Ra. His hunger for power still gnawed at him even

though his dominance over the Second World was unchallenged; he longed to

extend his grasp to the fair First World, Earth.

 

Sett Ra's plan was simple. He would destroy the Pharaoh of Egypt and usurp

his throne. He created a perfect assassin from his own shadow who would serve

him without question. This shadow became Beast, the mightiest and most loyal

of all Sett Ra's minions. Beast destroyed the Pharaoh, and the disguised Sett

Ra soon sat upon his throne.

 

However, the Pharaoh's son Ahmet was not deceived. He brazenly confronted

the powerful sorcerer, threatening to reveal him. Sett Ra called forth Beast

from his shadowy other domain. Ahmet barely escaped from the palace to the

Great Desert, where his grandfather, Leotsu the Wise, dwelt as a monk and

hermit. Leotsu and Ahmet united with a coven of powerful wizards from the

lands beyond Egypt, and their combined power was enough to send Sett Ra back

to the Second World, comatose and imprisoned within a rune-encrusted

pyramid. He slumbered for a millenium, bound by the wrappings of a mummy.

 

Beast roamed the Second World, dedicated to finding and releasing his

dread master. Successful at last, Beast and Sett Ra vow to wreak havoc on

those who stopped them before. They have gathered a battalion of formidable

fighters to further this end.

 

To regain his full strength and to end his exile from the First World,

Sett Ra must perform an ancient ritual upon a descendant of Ahmet. Beast

has now returned from Earth with the child Nezu, a child in whose veins

the royal blood runs pure. All is ready for the final cataclysmic battle -

only the Chosen One can stop Sett Ra now. One who possesses strength,

spirituality, courage, agility, intelligence and unsurpassed skill in the

martial arts. Where will the world find such a one? Only Shaq knows.

The cast as follows:

Character	Cast Picture	Actor
		Shaquille O'Neal as Shaq And Sydney Poitier as Evil Shaq
		Morgan Freeman as The Talking Basketball
		Clint Eastwood as Sett Ra
		Paul Williams as Auroch
		Luis Guzmán as Memphis
		50 Cent as Colonel
		Oded Fehr as Rajah
		Joaquin Phoenix as Beast
		Gordon Liu as Leotsu
		David Kaye as Nezu
		The Rock as Diesel
		Aishwarya Rai as Kaori
		Kristanna Loken as Hot Chick
		Laura Greenwood as The Last Boy Scout
		Gabrielle Union as Voodoo
		Pat Morita as Wise Store Clerk