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Disgruntled Spoon welcomes you to the Official Site of Jack Nicholson.

On this site you will find some excelent movie quotes that you have heard in some of your A book favorite Jack Nicholson movies. You will also find a few up coming movies that he will be in.

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Jack Nicholson Quotes.

"Hereeeeeee's Johnny!"

"Wendy…give me the bat. Wennnndy…I'm not ganna hurt ya…I'm just ganna bash your brains in." The Shining

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

"And where is the batman. He's at home washing his tights."

"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: If you gotta go, go with a smile."

"I make art, until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully-functioning, homicidal artist."

"I've been dead once, already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as therapy."

"Wait'll they get a load of me."

"This town needs an enema!"

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?" Batman

"You make me want to be a better man."

"Where do they teach you to talk like this, in some Panama City sailor wanna hump-hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot was whiskey. Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." As Good As it Gets

"Are you serious? Peanut butter and Jelly is mother's milk to me." Wolf

"I'm trying to teach you things and what do I get? Prime shit, shit, shit and more shit." Blood and wine

"How about it you creeps, you lunatics, mental defectives. Let's here if for bull goose Randall back in action…. The mental defective league in formation." One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

"Little people, why can't we all just get along?" Mars attacks


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About Shmidt - 2002
Anger Management - 2003

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