TRUE STORY #8
Old And Moldy
After spending an evening with the boys, I learned that guys can't accept the fact that girls go to the bathroom... Ah-huh.... That's ok, cos there's a lot of guys I can picture trying to take a shit–– stressin out to make a little turd, or like sitting down and a big lump of grum just plops out, or like having the runs or something. Ah... well, girls don't shit. they go don't go to the bathroom, right? Girls are cute and pretty and sweet. This is why I'm doing Poop Pals. Cos They aren't!!! Cos I'm crude, vulgar, and I get a kick outta shit. Alright, so this morning, I went to the bathroom, NOT TO POOP, and I see the remains of a green floater. See, for being so clean, some girls are just gross. Someone did'nt flush and I know this cos the seat cover was still on. It's like what? Were you crapping and someone sent a hit man on you and you had to flee the bathroom? Eh, whatever.
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