TRUE STORY #31
Excuse Me!
So... I was out with my dad at Fry's... the one in Canoga Park that looks liek the setting for Alice In Wonderland. Anyways, I had to go potty, so I scampered off to the bathrooms. I walk down to the farthest stall, the handicap stall (for some reason I love them... they're sooooooo spacious!!!) As I approach it, I notice a purse hanging and I think, "Too good to be true!!!" So, I decide I'll use taht stall and cash in on whatever I can. As I open the door, a Korean lady sits, mid shit and looks up at me, "Es'suse me!" she says in a soft voice. I think, "Damn! No cash!" So I just go pee in the stall next to hers. I probably should have jsut snatched her purse and gone pee alter. I seriously doubt she would run after me with her pants down... that and she was pooping. (By the way, the door did have a fully functioning lock on it...)
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