TRUE STORY #13
The Many Places I've Gone To The Bathroom
I've gone to the bathroom in many places Here's the best of the litter:
1) In my backyard. My sister was taking a shower, so I peed in the back yard. My best friend walked outside and saw me putting on my pants and asked me if I just peed. I said "no" while I blatantly stood over my puddle of urnine.
2) The Garden I was going to a show at the Whisky with my sis and a friend. I had to pee and the doors weren't open, so I peed in the garden of an apparment complex and this motion sensor light came on.
3)In Nature One time, I went fishing with my dad and I shit in nature. It felt funny to go out ther ein the woods and my poop looked wrong sitting out there, so I burried it.
4) In The Urinal One time I was at a show and I peed in a urinal cos these stupid girls were talking in the women's bathroom. It is possible for girls to aim their piss. I call it the "Balloon Theory". Imagine filling a balloon with water, placing some tape over part of it and poking a hole in it. As the water goes out, if you press your fingers in certain places, the water changes directions. Well, certain things in that area are similar to how girls can aim their piss.
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