TRUE STORY #10
Scratch and Shit
As I draw closure to this day, I go to the bathroom and someone was in my stall. It was none other than big hoop earing D.M. She is a really fat nice person, no one can blame her for what she did... wel, maybe God, but let's not get into that... Now, while I was shitting, I heard D. bust a speed shit. The ones–– hard and solid and it come sout so fast you'd swear they were the runs, (if not so damn hard! Christ Almighty!!!) So, after she does this, I don't hear her reach for the toilet paper.... noooo.... I hear scratching!!! Then, oh, it was followed by a whispy fart... like a ptssss!!! sound. Then, to end the story, I let her leave with some dignity by doing her the favor of waiting. So as I left, I saw her waddle back to her desk to work after a nice poop and scratch. Some people would call me a saint for what I did...
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