PANEL ONE:
Chicken Guy: Wow...chicken radiation
Chicken Man: Yup
PANEL TWO:
Chicken Man: I saw you eyeing that bird over there. Her name's Hendra
PANEL THREE:
Chicken Guy: Yeah...she's so beautiful
PANEL FOUR:
Chicken Man: Well, she's a stuck up cunt, so you have to act like a gentlechicken to woo her
PANEL FIVE:
Chicken Guy: How do I do that?!
PANEL SIX:
Chicken Man: Well, first you have to learn to speak chicken
PANEL SEVEN:
Chicken Guy: Will you teack me?
Chicken Man: Sure!
PANEL NINE:
Chicken Guy: Cluck bwak cluck, cluck-cluck bwak bakaw cluck.
Subtitles: "How do I love thee? Let me count the sores."
PANEL TEN:
Hendra: Bwak bwak cluck bwak bakaw bwak!
Subtitles: "Fuck you you fucking fuck!"
PANEL ELEVEN:
Chicken Guy: Oh, the last word was supposed to be bwak!
PANEL TWELVE:
Chicken Guy: Oh sweet Hendra! Look past my follies and see the love in my heart!! Or at least give me a beak job!!
