Bulletin

If you don’t know who Patrick Roy is, then you probably won’t get today’s comic. If you aren’t a Redwings fan then you probably won’t either. If you aren’t into hockey at all, but want a basic overview of what is happening right now, click here. All those who are in the know may continue reading, everybody else… fuck you and see ya tomorrow. Ok so I’m calling on those of you who are left to go to this site: http://www.freep.com/photos/wings_voodoo/. Once there you can print the makings for your very own Patrick Roy Voodoo Doll. This is the same thing that was printed in the Free Press before the Avalanche series started. I’ve been waiting to break mine in, for fear it would be used up by the time they really needed it. The waiting is over though folks, the Wings absolutely need everyone out there to torture their Patrick Roy Voodoo dolls. In fact I’ll consider it a personal favor if each and every one of you demolishes one during tonight’s game. If it all works and the Wings end up winning tonight I will post up a pretty awesome desktop wallpaper of Yoda with a lightsaber, maybe even two of them. This isn’t like a drawing either, this is a crystal clear digital quality film capture straight from Attack of the Clones. There aren’t any of those pesky copyright bullshit lines on them either, so it may not be available for a very long time, but you’ll get it here first. So remember, go to the site: http://www.freep.com/photos/wings_voodoo/, print out your Patrick Roy Voodoo doll, destroy it during the game, and if the Wings win you get not one, but two special custom Yoda with lightsaber wallpapers.