Bulletin

Hey in case anybody wants to know, it was snowing this morning. Yeah for Michigan, we rock, except not. That’s not what I want to talk about though, odd weather is a given here. So anyway I decided to write my review of Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the clones, before I actually go see it. This way I won’t have to come up with a summation right afterwards, in case it’s an extreme of the good or the bad persuasion. Since I don’t know whether it will be good or not, I figured I would write a paragraph for each viewpoint. Ok, so here we go.

Oh my god I just got back from sticking my face in a giant pile of shit. Whups my mistake, I meant to type that I just got back from watching Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the ha-ha-you-still-haven’t-learned-George-Lucas-is-stealing-your-money-and-not-putting-anything-in-these-things-you-call-movies. This movie is absolutely fucking horrific. Do not, I repeat DO NOT go see it. There is so much fucking cg crap that it makes Panel Crack look like live action. The script is totally cliché and trite. The acting so over the top that I thought Sylvester Stallone was going to show up and challenge the cast to arm wrestle. The ending was ludicrous and contradictory of everything that was ever known about this time period in the Star Wars universe. Last and certainly the greatest travesty, the clones were all sappy goofball characters that were meant to be endearing to the audience. I can’t fucking believe I wasted money on the piece of shit. I’m taking Lucas to court for my $4.75 and some loot for pain and suffering.

Hold on a second, I’m still cleaning the cum out of my drawls. I just saw Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the best-movie-in-the-star-wars-series. This movie is completely brilliant. It is time now to go see it. What’s that you say, you’ve already seen it, well then you need to see it again… yes it’s that good. All those awesome computer graphics were put to a great use. He must have gotten a lot of help with the script to make it so damn good, that or he’s the God that some people claim him to be. The acting is superb, totally dead on to what I imagined the characters would do and say. The ending was the best part, it made me want to watch the next one immediately. I must see the next movie now, but since I can’t maybe I’ll just go back and see this one a few more times. If you miss this movie than you are an ignorant swine.

I’ll let you know which ones right on Monday, as I’m waiting till tomorrow morning to watch this movie. Strategically it will be lighter on both my pocket book and my low tolerance for crowds of idiots.