Cover This is probably the funniest issue. I love it. It's HILLARIOUS. But, it's also got its share of interesting things. Jhonen's versions of Heaven and Hell are interesting. Funny, yes, but interesting as well. Hm. This one has no name. Nny finds himself.. in heaven. He is intruiged. He begins speaking with an angel. Ah. I'm really tired of these. Oh well. He asks the angel to fix his head wound, and is given.. a band-aid. But, it WORKS. Wow. Then the angel looks up Nny's files and is violently ill. Nny moves on, and meets... God. Really. Not what he expected though. See... God's a fat little old guy in a chair. Sleeping. Nny wants to ask a few questions, but God is sleepy. Then we jump to a COMPLETELY unrelated comic, but it's just so very funny. xDDDD Nny acts so cyoot. He's all.. drilling this guys head, And well.. buy the damn thing. ROFLMAO. Back to the normal plot, if it can be ocnsidered normal.. hehe. We meet Damned Elize, Nny's guide for his stay. (of course he doesn't get to spend eternity in heaven. Duh!) She explains most of what's going on in heaven, why everyone's just sitting on their asses, why she isn't, etc. All is fine... until... she tells him that he has the power of HEAD-EXPLODY!!!!!! Who HASN'T wanted that power? So, anyway, one can guess that he doesn't just sit there and keep his power to himself. No, he shares. He spreads the fun. It's all very funny. And chaos is caused. Nny's in troouuuuble!!! And then he just goes a little crazy, and then- FOOF. He's gone. Meanwhile... In an Autobiographical comic! So very funny, this on is. Jhonen! Jhonen desires Ice Sucky. So, he flies out of his castle on the mountain and down to a Roachy Mart. However, oh so sadly, teh Ice Sucky machine is turned off. Jhonen is depressed. But then, he realizes that the clerk is the Devil. The clerk is forced to transform into Satan. He looks awesome, too. So, anyway, there is Stanic Head Bitey, and flicking off, and things.. :3 And now for something completely different. Johnny has "Foofed" straight to Hell. Yay! He meets Senor Diablo, and finds out that he doesn't belong in Hell either! Sucky, no? Because, this means he has to go back to the land of the living, doesn't it? Ick. So, anyway, Mr. Devil takes him around a bit. He also does him the favor of explaining what exactly has been happening. I still don't quite get this part, but I understand it well enough. I'm not going to spoil it though. No, I certainly am not. I don't want anyone to get mad at me for spoiling things. WHB. I can't really think of anything witty to say here, so I'll poke you. .:: pokes ::. GAH! ANOTHER nameless one. Nny meets up with a guy who's supposed to take him around. The guy is pissy, too, and he calls Nny a girl. After Nny explains that his name is Johnny, not "girl," the guy recognizes him... After all, Johnny KILLED him. He goes all ranty on the poor maniac, so Nny pushes him out of the car. b! Anyway, Nny finds himself in a store. He wants new clothes. Sadly, he learns that he needs MONEY. Johnny thinks that this is very stupid indeed. So, he kills the clerk and gets new clothes. You know... I am getting REALLY sick of writing these. So.. yeah. He learns why everyone's all stupid like that, and it's all very nice. Johnny's hair looks neat. Anyway, he meets back up with the Devil, now in the guise of a cheerleader. She/he would LIKE to tell Nny about his origins, but Nny's too busy obsessing over his coat. Then, poof. Or, actually... ZZT! Johnny the Resurrected Maniac. He's back!!! And the world exists. He's sporting a new outlook, a new life, and a new haircut. :9 Still insane though. Happy Noodle Boy!!! Fun with traffic. Johnny writes about the day. |
