Cover I like this issue. It was the second one I read. :3 Nny is so.. I dunno. Heroic. It's kind of odd. This one is possibly the most violent, in fact, probably. 'Tis VERY violent. But, you probably wouldn't be here if you had an extreme dislike for violence. Nameless. Gah. It opens with a discussion between our favorite insomniac (well.. I don't know if he really IS everyone's favorite.. some people might like other insomniacs better. Hm. Well.) and Eff. Eff convinces Nny to go out and enjoy life. So he does. He promptly heads to a nearby cafe and proceeds to go on a killing spree. The violence following is.. well, violent. But, funny. He leaves a final gift for those left behind, or two, if you count the bomb. :3 WHB. Wow. I can't beleive it's only 9:30 AM. And now... "A Bad Person." This one.. This one makes Johnny out to be heroic. Well, that's my opinion. I've been saying "Well" alot lately. Anyway... Squee gets lost in a mall. Aww. He meets a big guy in glasses who claims that he knows where Squee's mom is. Squee, being the street smart little kid he is, is dragged into a back alley. This guy says Squee's mother will be along, but he says that a little trade-off is in order. After all, he just helped the little guy, shouldn't the little guy help him? As long as your mind is in the gutter, deep in the gutter, you've got the right idea. That's why I actually CHEERED when Nny slammed a crowbar into his head. Honestly, I went "YAAAAAY JOHNNY!!!!!" Pedophiles disturb me. In any case, Nny then goes on "teaching" little Squee about how this man is just a person, a defect at that. He proceeds to cut off body parts.. lovely. However, if you read into what Johnny says, you can find that there IS some hope for humanity, and even he thinks so. Hmm. This one is really just Johnny talking to a victim. I didn't ever find it particularly interesting or funny. Meanwhile... Alien Concept. BIG HEAD ALIENS!!! I love those guys. They are performing experiments on human reproduction... However, unfortunately for this human male, the female is.. well, not what you would expect. xDDDD Johnny the You-Know-What. We have the pleasure of meeting Tess and Dillon. Oh, how I despise Dillon. However, I do think most people (myself included) could learn a thing or two from their conversation... talking about how they're always teased and put down, but only to tease and put down others... Everyone is guilty of that, in my opinion.. So, in any case just as Dillon reaches peak annoyingness, TZZ!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! Oh, don't worry. We're not done with them yet. Public Service Announcement. Teen Pregnancy. Very funny. They should run this on tv. Johnny the Suicidal Maniac.. this one is interesting. You may want to carefully read his Die-Ary entry, it's helpful when you reach -what, issue 5? I think so. This entire discussion is very helpful, actually. Subjects like.. Nny possibly being the center of the universe, and why he never gets caught or killed. Towards the end of this, Nny notices that the doughboys are.. moving. But, they say that they can't move, because they're made of styrofoam. HMMMMMMMM. Happy Noodle Boy!!! A funeral. neat. Johnny has had an interesting week. |
