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Here we are again with Grey closer to being back on track than he has in a long time. Though I have heard that he now has plans to buy an Xbox and that lego game.
Considering Grey's financial situation it is likely that this will take some time, so there is yet hope.
Okay in all likelihood we've got a week or two, after that Grey may as well be lost. He even likes the new Star Wars movie, not all of it just the fight scenes, but that hasn't helped the situation any.
And now, somewhere in New York . . .
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Paris Hilton?
Pose!
I, uh, what?
Pose!
I still don't get it.
Hrumph. I'm posing. Take the pictures already.
I'm not here to take picture. I'm sorry did I interrupt a photoshoot?
No, I just assumed that because you were here there would be photos.
Why?
Since when is there someone around not taking photos of me?
I wish I could answer, it would probably make things a lot less painful.
Oh, you're pained. Go away from me then, I hate pains.
Clearly you don't have to put up with yourself as company.
I don't have to put up with anyone I don't want as company. Which reminds me, why are you here, I don't think I ordered a circus dwarf for the afternoon.
Do I look like a circus dwarf?
You're short, pudgy, probably ugly somewhere under there. As far as I'm concerned you're a circus dwarf.
How have you not been sued already?
My Daddy has a lot of very powerful lawyers.
That's a good reason. Well, it isn't. But it is. Damn.
Now you're talking like those people I fired.
Who did you fire?
All those personal assistants, nannies, chefs, all the ones who said I could never have anything I wanted.
Right. So you've basically lived a life where no one has simply told you no.
Don't get me wrong, I've used the word myself many times, it always works out so well. It's just that I can't possibly be expected to hear it when I'm so beautiful and have so much money.
I'm pretty sure that the latter has much more to do with that than the latter.
No, I'm beautiful. Exceedingly beautiful. People go out of their way to do things for me because of that.
I'm quite sure it's the money.
You're just jealous.
Of your money? Sure. That doesn't automatically make me wrong.
Why are you here saying these things? Why hasn't anyone thrown you out a window yet?
Your security people are very good. However they've noticed that you tend to be a little hard on them.
They're Daddy's employees, if they aren't making things fun for me they shouldn't be here.
They're security people, they're supposed to keep you safe. Though if you keep loyalty like this then no one's going to be motivated to do their job.
How did you get by my security people, they're the best money can buy?
No so good that they don't wind up buying SUVs.
What's wrong with SUVs? I've got several. And then there are Daddy's, I can borrow his whenever I want.
You're a rich girl and you still take other people's stuff.
I'm a poor little rich girl, get it right!
Poor in what sense?
I don't know, it just sounds cool, makes my image better.
Is that all you're concerned about, image?
It's not like I have to worry about money or influence.
Yes, one inevitably leads to the other, unfortunately.
Which is why I'm the most beloved and envied girl in the world.
I wouldn't put it quite that way.
Why not?
Most downloaded does not equate to beloved, and there really isn't much about you to envy. If you're the postergirl for trustfunds and unlimited money and too much time on your hands you're not doing anything to make it popular.
I really don't understand you. I think I'll put you in with the envious.
I'd want the money, I wouldn't want your attitude.
And what about my life? I'm famous, rich, and getting moreso all the time.
Right.
Oh yeah, how do you think I landed a part in a movie?
Not by dint of your acting skills, that's for sure.
Just you wait, I'll win an award for my performance.
Yes, of course. Why are you in a movie anyway?
It was a personal project between myself and my boyfriend at the time, whatshisname.
Not that movie. The other movie, House of Wax.
Oh, that's me being famous, showing off how multitalented I am.
Did no one point out that it could just show how untalented you are?
No one who's still in my employment.
Right. You don't have to do anything yet you keep inflicting yourself upon others you know. That Simple Life show, that was more than enough. In fact your turning up to awards and parties just because you're Paris Hilton was more than enough. You have no reason to be famous, you're just empty fluff.
I'm ever so pretty and rich. I think everyone should just know of me and know me and know what I do.
That you butcher the English language.
No, I talk American, not English.
I'd agree but that seems unfair to the majority of Americans.
Don't lump me in with the majority of Americans. They're all sweaty and smelly. And they work.
Unlike yourself.
So true.
This isn't even fun anymore. Innuendo is much more interesting with someone who understands that they're being mocked.
Huh?
Exactly.
I don't get it.
And this is one thing you never will. Okay, maybe you can hire someone to explain stuff to you, but you're fire them soon enough for saying something you don't want to hear. Nice set up really.
You can't be like this to me!
Why not?
I'm pretty!
You also have a voice like a diamond cutter. Ow.
I'm pretty and rich and powerful!
You behave like a five year old on a sugar high. I don't care how you look, you're hollow, a thing without substance.
You're wasting my time. I want you out!
Okay, I can accept that you've wasted your life-
What? How? Mine is the most interesting life there is.
No challenges, no struggles, everything you want given to you because you stamp your foot or throw money at it. Add to that attention whenever or wherever you want it because of one leaked video and it doesn't sound like a terribly interesting life. Where's the value in anything you do?
Just look on my credit card bill, if that doesn't detail the value of everything I own nothing does.
You're hardly a bright bulb are you?
Huh?
You're really not that smart. Or maybe you are and this is all just a front so that anything you don't like to hear just washes off like nothing.
Why not, you're all lesser people anyway. Why should I have to listen to anything anyone says if it's different from me?
Why am I wasting time trying to use logic, you're Paris Hilton.
And don't you forget it, loser.
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And so Grey stands there, admiring the distance he managed to get, and Paris Hilton does seem to have fairly flown, must have had the wind in his favour this time, Mighty Trout over his shoulder, ready to face stupid people again!
And it's times like this you really appreciate it.
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