<Intro Voice>
Well, after last week's dismal performance against the arch villainess Melissa Etheridge it would appear that Grey and The Might Trout have finally failed for the last time.
What?
Yes they have failed before.
They have so. Shut up.
What about all those times Grey tried to pick up girls? If those weren't abject and total failures I don't know what are.
They do so count!
The presence of The Mighty Trout should have enhanced Grey's appeal to women. Either it chose not to, or else it did and Grey is just so repulsive that no amount of boost is going to help.
So, with that it mind how about we start up some new entertainment?
Now I'm not one to blow my own horn, that's what this backup band is for. While I know that I am neither Grey, thankfully, nor a Mighty Trout, and thus cannot deal with the stupid.
On the bright side I can be far more entertaining than a monochromatic gnome with delusions of grandeur toting super powered seafood as a blunt instrument!
So, on that note, no pun intended, it's just a lead in, I shall entertain you all by singing!
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I held him off for as long as I could, hurry!
You couldn't hold him off a little longer or a little better.
I don't know how to stroke egos and I don't know how to keep him answering questions when he's ignoring me. Got a plan?
<Intro Voice>
Ahem.
Anyway, just before I begin my first number I'd just like to say that in all the time I've been doing this I've been holding back. Not much, just a little, enough that I didn't completely show up Grey in every episode. Of course that damn Trout had to go and show off constantly. Still, that only dimmed my star a little.
All in all I am the single most talented individual who regularly makes an appearance here. Trout notwithstanding.
I've always wanted to sing, it's more than just a life long dream. It's a passion of mine. I have never felt as fully complete as when I sing.
What's more I've always wanted to make a lot of money and this seems like the best way possible.
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I thought you said he was in there.
I did not, how would I know where he is?
I don't know, these are your adventures, you should know things like this.
Hey, I was just given the guy, I never hired him.
Nor did you do any background checks, psychological screening.
Don't start throwing those sorts of ideas around. The last thing either of us needs is a psychological screening.
Dammit, I hate it when you're right.
<Intro Voice>
As I was saying before attention rudely slipped somewhere else, I am a singer at heart, and now I have the opportunity to both indulge myself and entertain you.
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How could you let him do this?
Me? You're the one with The Mighty Trout!
Exactly, I'm running all over the world, I can't keep an eye on everything.
Who knew he was this cunning?
<Intro Voice>
Yes, I suppose I should come clean. I manipulated Grey, I have sent him after those I believed stood in my way the most.
Were it not for the fact that Whitney Houston is a self-destructive ninny she'd have been targeted. However my only real competition was Celine Dion. And now that she's out of the picture I'm free to pursue my goals.
Not only shall I sing, but I shall out do both Whitney and Celine and sing the longest note in history. And what's more I won't need a movie to do it!
Of course, in the future . . .
But enough idle speculation. Now it's time for the show to begin!
<End Intro Voice>
The Hell you will!
How can you be sure that he can hear us?
I may as well assume. Especially since you can't find the right keys, let alone the right door.
Hey, if anyone should have this information it should be you, he's your intro voice, I don't care who gave him to you.
I should have just given Atlaman fifty bucks.
<Intro Voice>
Now, I'm not going to spring the big one on you right away, that's just poor planning. Instead I'm going to ease you into it, start with a few warm up songs, just to get everyone into the mood, and then go right for the big one!
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Who has this many doors leading to empty rooms?!
Someone who wants to expand now shut up. I think I heard him through there.
<Intro Voice>
Uh, trust me, this'll be much better than anything Grey's ever done. Well, do I even have to say that?
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There he is!
Get him!
<Intro Voice>
No! This is my moment!
<THWACK>
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