ONE EBAY T-SHIRT FOR SALE: Used and not needed anymore.
This shirt has been through a lot of ups and downs but now it's down and can't get back up. Unlike the seller, the shirt is branded and can not leave it's original home.

 NOW FOR MY TERMS OF SERVICE: And listen up cause I'll only say it once:
1) If you want this shirt then bid on it. If you don't want it, dont bid.  Don't go calling me up after the auction whining and crying cause your dog got runned over, your husband took off with Paris Hilton or your mother melted. I DONT CARE. If you owe me money, PAY UP.

2) Once you bid and it's yours, dont go asking how and when I'm going to send it to you. That's for me to decide and you can just wait. You ain't the boss of me, dont go telling me how you want things done around here.

3) AS soon as the auction ends, and I mean THE VERY MOMENT, you are to pay. If you don't I will call several attorneys I personally know and they will hunt you down.

4) I will leave feedback at the end of next month at which time I will go through my list and think of clever things to say about you just cause you paid for a stupid item I sold ya. WHOOPEE! GREAT buyer!!

5)YOU, on the other hand, are REQUIRED to leave feedback the day of the sale. It DOES NOT matter that you haven't received the package. Look at my high feedback score and just go leave a favorable comment. You MUST include words like fantastic seller, great item and add a capital A with SEVERAL +++++ signs. Failure to do so will get your sorry butt a negative feedback from me.

6) If for any reason you think you need to contact me , DO NOT pull up my info and call me at home. This phone is for my friends and I don't know you. I have installed a zapper on my line and it will make your ears ring for the rest of your life. AND I will report you and call all the attorneys I personally know.

I don't want you rushing off now to find my store and bid on all my other items cause it had to close.
I DID however, find a new home and you can get there by putting this ID in a GOOGLE search. You will be happier with my terms of service in my new place.

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