JOKES

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1. Teacher: John give me a sentenceusing the word "geometry."
John : Okay, there once was this little acorn. Then it grew & grew & woke up one day & said "Gee, I'm a tree."
2. Question: Where would you learn how to make ice cream?
Answer : At Sundae school.
3. Question: Do you remember Mr. Bubbles when you we're a kid?
Answer : Well, HE he called me last night & told me to tell you "hello!"
4. Question: Why'd the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
Answer : He saw the salad dressing.