These came from a doodle in upper-division Shakespeare
My Shakespeare class is where I create the greatest doodles. Maybe the doodles are better in this class because I am working under the influence of the great literature. My teacher is throwing around words like, "death" "truth" "madness" "disguises" "jealousy", so all sorts of things come to mind.
A family of robots
Robots can't have babies. Yes, they can. When I went back to grad school after teaching for a little while, I started doing the same thing I've always done in class ever since elementary school. Doodling. My teachers told me to stop. Criminal activity. But I can't stop. One thing I learned in class is that I can't write an essay but I can be shocking. Being shocking all semester gets you bad grades. Your teacher's nerves are shot. It's like you're the virus and they are the patient. They shoot you with a shot to make you behave. The problem is they don't know what I'm doing because I sit in the back. Sometimes other students come over to watch and it causes a commotion. Like in the Madonna song.
That's me
And I have a stuffy nose. I always do. When I lay down, when I drink milk or eat cheese, when I drink orange juice, when I smell flowers, when I smell the bugs that live in house dust.
