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Skate Boardin' bum Bum BUM rattatatat, bum BUM Bum rattatatat . . . That is the song you will hear for five magical minutes as you sink your self-esteem low enough to have tea on the Titanic. You cruise around this park-thing trying to find 30 ramps in 5 minutes. It might be a skate park, it might be a spaceship, we don't know. What we do know is this: there is nothing more discouraging than falling off the skateboard. The music stops and you get a nice "ckh" . You will be instantly depressed. You look around to see if anyone saw it. If they did, kill yourself. If they didn't, kill yourself. Maybe, someday, someone will beat this board, neither of use will be that person. The company who made this game claims it is "absolute entertainment." We claim that we would rather have our 14 year old Jr. reviewer urinated on by R. Kelly. Given the choice between Skate Boardin' and death, we choose death. |
