Memory Card +

Sega Saturn

??? - 199x

Of all the games I own (more than a bagillion) I must say that this game ranks up there as one of my favorite. First off, let us review the greatness of the game.
1. It is the only cartridge game for the Saturn, which makes it unique.
2. It allows you to save your Saturn games as well, which is always good. That way you don't leave your system on for 3 weeks straight (Sundu!).
3. It has that + up on the corner. That means it is better than Memory Card just.
4. I stole it from Sundu. Therefore I did not have to pay for it.

Those are good reasons, but there are others too. Like did you know that with Memory Card + you don't have to worry about getting dust in the memory card slot of the Saturn? It also adds color and decorates the Saturn well without clashing too badly.

So what have we learned today folks? While there are good games out there, none will ever be able to compete with the greatness that is Memory Card +. At least, none were as free as Memory Card +. All you have to do is steal. (Ah, warping young minds is great.)

What liked: It is free. It is pretty. It has that + in the corner.

What disliked: I get feelings of remorse and think I should return it.

What to expect: More than Memory Card "just."

What not to expect: Memory Card ++.

What's so different from this and other games of it's genre: The +, duh.

Ratings on:

Control: It fits well in your hand due to the groove in the back.

Graphics: Wow. The words, they look soo great. "Memory Card +" mmm good.

Sound: If you shake it, it rattles.

Style: Black with a blue sticker. Memory Card + in yellow. Beautiful. A work of art.

1st hour: Yay! I don't have to leave my Saturn on for years.

5th hour: Why do I even own a Saturn?

1st week: It has a +. It must be good.

5th week: Um... I haven't played my Saturn all this time, so what was the point of stealing the Memory Card +?

#1 reason why I hate this game: It smells like Sundu's house.

by Hawke