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Air-sea battle Game 1: In this game, you shoot thingies out of a little thingie at some other thingies that move around. This is what I caught, anyway. It was confusing. Lights were flashing, sundu was babbling about nut cancer and things were exploding. I give it zero of two cancerous nuts. Magic CAN happen to Zombie Bruce. Game 2: This game is like previous, but you control a moving thingie that stands erect to ejaculate all over little drifting faces. And bunny rabbits. Game 3: This time, the bunny rabbits try to juke your ejaculating thingy, but you are TOO clever, so you make things explode. It's like black jack (insert gay parenting here) only not. Game 4: You're on a boat and certain seamen try to spit all over helicoptors and planes who have no way to thwart your seamen as they squi- er, spit away. Like yodeling, but with a badger. Game 5: Flip game four over. This time YOU'RE on top. Game 6: This is the magnificent climax of air-sea battle. It combines the squi- er, spitting seamen with the pooping planes. Little known fact: If the boat wins, the plane flies away and has some mutant flying swimming baby thing. |
