Jokes by Alyssa and Steph. Steph mainly sat and checked Alyssa's spelling.
Evgeni Plushenko has two speeds. Skate, and Kill Chuck Norris.
Evgeni Plushenko counted to infinity...three times.
When Evgeni Plushenko does a triple axel, he isn’t jumping up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Evgeni Plushenko can lead a horse to water, make it drink, and teach it the Biellmann Spin.
Evgeni Plushenko gave Mona Lisa that smile, and shaved her eyebrows off.
When Evgeni Plushenko was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he did a triple jump combo and was given the store.
Evgeni Plushenko can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the color of his Olympic medals. Unfortunately, all his medals are gold or silver.
Evgeni Plushenko CAN believe it's not butter and can convince other people too.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Evgeni Plushenko has been there. In that case the grass is most likely covered in roses and expensive furs.
When Evgeni Plushenko talks, everybody listens. And Chuck Norris dies of jealousy.
Evgeni Plushenko always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego and can call her up anytime.
Evgeni Plushenko doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Evgeni Plushenko does a 4 Toeloop - 3 Toeloop - 3 Loop jump combination and sets a world record.
Evgeni Plushenko can slam a revolving door... AND teach it Russian.
(more coming soon. Yeah. Alyssa and Steph rule.)
