PLEASE LET ALL THE PICTURES LOAD
INT. ALLSPARK HQ
Spittor rushes in, Disheveled.
STRAFE
What is it, Slapper? You're out of breath.
SPITTOR
I was at TRU, and I saw it!
KALIDOR
It?
SPITTOR
The Red Binder!
Strafe and Kalidor drop what they are holding
STRAFE
Lie!
SPITTOR
No! Dude! I totally saw it!
KALIDOR
We know what we have to do! Katie Pie, Battle Protocol!
KATIE PIE
You've got it Rodilak. Calling team Allspark, do you Copy? This is a Battle Protocol!
EXT. SOMEWHERE
DOC EVIL
This is Doctor Love! What's on your mind, Sugar ass?
KATIE PIE
I Swear Doc, next time you're in HQ, I'm going to...to...OOH! Damn it Doc, Just take up the Protocol! Operation Red Binder!
DOC EVIL
WHAT! I'm all over it!
EXT. SOMEWHERE
X-FACTOR
S'up yo?
KATIE PIE
Battle Protocol!
X-FACTOR
Gotcha. In Transit.
EXT. SOMEWHERE
FLABO
What?
KATIE PIE
Battle Protocol!
FLABO
Umm...?
KATIE PIE
It means meet them team at the transmitted co-ordinates you Halfwit!
FLABO
I knew that.
EXT. SOMEWHERE
KATIE PIE
Flatliner? Flatliner? FLATLINER! Come in Flatliner! Kalidor, Flatliner isn't responding.
KALIDOR
He never does unless he's properly motivated. You gotta get into his head.
KATIE PIE
Huh?
KALIDOR
(Whispering)
KATIE PIE
WHAT?! No Way!
STRAFE
Come on, Katie! For the Good of the Mission!
KATIE PIE
Well...Okay. Flatliner...come in baby...The oil in my pan needs heating, do you think you can get the job done? I know you're the man of steel...
FLATLINER
Flatliner here!
KATIE PIE
Battle Protocol! Roll Out!
FLATLINER
You Teasy little...I'll be seeing you after the mission, like it or not.
EXT. TRU PARKING LOT
Everyone is present. Strafe, Kalidor, Spittor, Xfactor, Flabo, Doc Evil and Flatliner.
STRAFE
Looks like the team is here.
KALIDOR
Good. You all know why we're here.
FLABO
Hey Flatliner, can I start trading in BST again?
FLATLINER
Sword Of Fu-
FLABO
Nevermind! I take it back!
KALIDOR
Focus, you techno organic chimps! This is what we've been waiting for! Operation Red Binder!
RENAUD
Oh no you don't!
STRAFE
What the?
RENAUD
I've been monitoring your transmission, waiting for news to steal and trying to get the names of Alsparkers who may also have accounts on Bottalk so that I may ban them! All while pleasuring myself over Katie Pie's voice.
X-FACTOR
You bastard! I won't let you get away with that! Any of it!
RENAUD
You cannot stop me...I am the Disciple of our Messiah...SKIR!
FLATLINER
That Techno-organic Moron? Pure Genius! Of course Apples will taste better with Shrapnel in them! Or better yet, a car made of Grass Clippings! You fucking pinhead.
RENAUD
Silence! Team Skir, Attack!
RENAUD
Gah! I'll be back!
KALIDOR
Whatever. Okay, let's get back to the Binder.
SPITTOR
There she is! The Hasbro rep! And she has the binder!
Team Allspark rushes her.
STRAFE
Excuse me Ma'am...can we see inside the Binder? We're big fans.
REP
No, you freaks.
FLATLINER
Kill her!
Kalidor and Doc Evil hold Flatliner back.
STRAFE
Ahem. Please? It would make us very happy, and we'd spread the word about all the wonderful products you have coming up.
REP
No. I don't give a damn about you Fanboys.
FLATLINER
She dies!
Kalidor and Doc Evil hold Flatliner back.
STRAFE
You leave us no option. Flabo, you seem to be adept at ripping people off...Steal it from her!
FLABO
No way man! I've gone straight!
Some stolen packages of Candy fall out of his pockets.
DOC EVIL
What the? These have TRU Receipts on them? We haven't even gone in the store yet, and somehow you've already managed to steal?!
FLABO
I dunno man! I have these spells! I just black out, and when I wake up, I have stuff!
DOC EVIL
So you can't steal unless you black out?
FLABO
Um...yes.
DOC EVIL
Works for me!
Doc Winds up to zing Flabo, but Xfactor seperates them.
REP
What a freakshow! I thought the Star Wars fans were bad, at least the worst that they've done is send me their Tan-tan hentai.
Doc Evil makes a note
FLATLINER
What the hell are you doing?
DOC EVIL
It's a new Hentai Trend! Murry will want to be informed!
FLATLINER
Good call.
The hasbro rep tries to sneak off.
SPITTOR
She's trying to get away!
FLATLINER
Sword of Fury!
KALIDOR
Well, that was a Messy Plan B, but effective none the less.
Everyone crowds around Kalidor as he opens the book.
STRAFE
There it is, the Transformers page!
Kalidor flips to the TF page. Everyone looks shocked
KALIDOR
Oh...
FLATLINER
Oh my Goth...
STRAFE
They're Bringing back the Rock Lords to replace Transformers!!
DOC EVIL
Rock Lords weren't even a Hasbro Product.
FLATLINER
They must have paid Tens of dollars to get the rights from Tonka. Or whoever.
KALIDOR
Team Allspark...we have a new Mission...TO THE HASBRO CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS! THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!
FLATLINER
Hey! I get to do all the Hell talking!
KALIDOR
I must have gotten carried away. You may Proceed.
FLATLINER
Ahem. THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY! AND NOT THE FRIENDLY ELIZABETH HURLEY KIND OF HELL! WE'RE TALKING THE HELL THAT REALLY SUCKS, AND YOU'D NEVER WANT TO GO TO!
STRAFE
w00tini! Road Trip!
DOC EVIL
Won't Slapper have to ask his parents?
SPITTOR
Why you guys always gotta Molestor me?!
FLATLINER
Molestor? Bwa ha ha ha ha!
KALIDOR
Look out Hasbro...we're coming for you...
TO BE CONTINUED.
