FLATLINER: Artemis. That's a nice shiny trophy you have there. Whatever was it for?
ARTEMIS:...not telling.
FLATLINER: I see. SWORD OF-
ARTEMIS: WAIT! You wouldn't hit a lady would you?
FLATLINER: You're right. KATIE!
*Katiepie runs in*
KATIE: Yes Sir!
FLATLINER: Hit her for me.
KATIE: Why?
FLATLINER: Remember last year's awards?
KATIE: Yes.
FLATLINER: Exactly. Now, take her out before Murry owns your nether regions for another year.
KATIE: *Shudder*
ARTEMIS: This isn't Fair! OOF!
*Katie goes to work on Artemis. All of the Allspark males gather around, screaming, cheering, and placing bets*
THE END
