SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY
*At the Allspark awards Post-Party*
RATTRAP007: So I was all like, 'no way man, I'm so going to outbid you', so then I clicked
the button, and I totally outbid him. I ended up winning 7 used condoms for only $6.
That's less than $1 per condom!
ZAC: You are a retard.
RATTRAP007: *Sniffles*...*Cries*...*Runs away*
ZAC: Hahahaha.
*Meanwhile Artemis Prime is hobnobbing, trying to soak up praise for her ill-gotten gains*
ARTEMIS: Yes, I won the Fanfic award.
DRU: Yes. Yes you did.
*Artemis slips her hand in Dru's pocket to plant a $50 Bill...and do who knows what else*
DOC EVIL: Something seems fishy about that award. Where were Flatliners nominations?
DRU: Umm...
ARTEMIS: Shut up and praise me, fool!
DOC EVIL:...no.
ARTEMIS: Where's that Kiss Ass, Murry? He'd praise my win...
ONWARD!
