 | Dilbert is in his 30s. He is an engineer at an unnamed technology company in California. He is very anti social and loves technology and to surf the internet. |
 | Dogbert is Dilbert's companion. He is a dog that is not only intelligent, but can also talk. Dogbert has a cynical side. He wants to take over the world, and to inslave the humans. |
 | Wally is a co-worker of dilbert that never actually works. He does not try to pretend to work and is also a cynic. |
 | Alice is also an engineer and is the only female co-worker of Dilbert. She has a very short temper and will strike at any sign of ignorance of co-workers and criticism. |
 | The Boss, also one as the pointy haired one, is the bost of the company Dilbert works for. He is mean, but lacks intelligence. He does not understand technology making Dilbert's job much harder. |
 | Asok is an intern at the company. He is extremely intelligent but still does not understand the cruel ways of the business world. |
 | Dilbert's mom is one of those woman that likes to cook and take care of the house. In reality, she has a great understanding of technology and gives a great idea of where Dilbert gets the skill. |
 | Catbert is the Human Resources Director at Dilberts company. He considers downsizing people as a cruel, cruel joke. |
 | Ratbert wants to be loved. He is an opimist and tends to be on the wrong side of many jokes. |
 | Carol is the secretary of the boss. She hates are job and finds pleasure in making everyone else misserable too. |
 | The Elbonians are from a fourth world country called Elbonia. It is covered in mud. This country is used when dilbert has to go some place foreign. |
 | This is Bob the Dinosaur. He appeared one day from behind Dilbert's couch. Bob is not the brightest crayon in the box and is very happy go lucky. Bob has a wife, Dawn, and a son, Rex, who still prefer to live behind Dilbert's couch. |
