"Welcome to our turf--though, there's really not much excitement for you here
, unless punk rock, smoking weed, gambling, and fighting is your game. Other-
wise, like I said, you're gonna get pretty damn bored here.
"Yeah, I almost had that third Iron Fist within my grasp--until I lost to that punk-ass bitch Jin Kazama. Damn him and his fucking Mishima style. And that Heihachi guy--hope your back goes out the next time you fucking sweep someone, old bastard! Where was I...oh yeah. I got lousy third place (can you believe it), and while I was about to pitch that piece of shit trophy, suddenly, there was that punk-ass Jin! And he was in trouble, too. 'Well', I had thought 'Looks like the pansy's about to be whacked'.
"Now, you'd think I would let that happen, considering I despise the fag, but there was no way I'd let Heihachi's little goof troop do my work for me! So I snuck in, and created a diversion, and I took all the soldiers down like it was so easy (and it was)! Suddenly, there was this light, and when I had looked, Jin was glowing with some kind of energy, turned around, and jumped out of the warehouse. I was all 'Dude, what the fuck?!' but then I realized:
"He owes me. I saved his ass, and now he has to return a favour. And what better than to ask for a well-deserved rematch, huh? Unfortunately, I never found him, so I was about to head back for Korea--when one of my boys over there told me that apparently I had been drafted to the Korean military. 'What?! Fuck the military!' I told them. They pretty much understood why I didn't want to go back, so I had appointed a new leader for my gang, and I tried to make do with what little prize money I got. I returned to my swindling ways, and that got me pretty far, but not fast enough. Then, this group of guys challenged me, saying that if I could take them all on, they would be my crew for however long I wanted. Of course, you know how THAT went. (grins)
"So, I formed a new gang. Me, Daisuke, Sano, Kogata, Yoshiro, Yuji, and Kai. With their rather impressive talents and my leadership abilities, we soon were regarded as the most bad-ass gang in our district. They're also real cool to hang with--though, Kogata gets on my fucking nerves sometimes. Dai, Sano, and Yuji can play musical instruments, so the four of us formed a punk band, seeing as how we shared the same passion for that kind of music.
"Anyway, the gang's been real cool about being led by someone that isn't one of them--they apparently know about Jin and have some sort of resentment for him. They've been helping me find him; even other gangs that some of my crew is connected with have been tipping us off of possible sightings!
"Though we haven't been successful yet, I'm sure that Jin and I will get that rematch, and I assure you I'll be the one folding his arms, sneering at the loser, and--oh shit, it's almost 4:20! Gotta jet-set, man!"
