FUnniest Convo Ever

This is like the funniest convo ive ever had...

Thunda Feet: my turtle got jealous of the farm animals Thunda Feet: thats why he jumped the fence and escaped RbrGlove: It's a sad day when the animals you molest run away from your love. Thunda Feet: especially galapagose turtles named sanchez Thunda Feet: :'( Thunda Feet: god i miss that little guy Thunda Feet: and his Blow jobs RbrGlove: I'd recommend chipmunks. They're cheaper than gerbils. you could name yours "Squirmy the Chipmunk". Thunda Feet: or Thunda Feet: "Chip" Thunda Feet: but wont they chop your wanger off? Thunda Feet: i'm a "Get head guy" myself RbrGlove: remove his teeth and your all good. RbrGlove: As an extra plus, he fits in the palm of you hand. Thunda Feet: i can fit him in most pockets Thunda Feet: yes! , i can cut holes in my pockets and get chipmunk hea dall day Thunda Feet: your a genious RbrGlove: There ya go! the possibilities are truly endless when you think about it! Thunda Feet: what about the high pitched squeeling Thunda Feet: and they like nuts, do i need a jock strap? RbrGlove: The high pitched squeeling can be muffled by you inserting your meat gag into the rodents toothless mouth. And with it's teeth removed, it will just gum your nuts at worst. Thunda Feet: nails removed too then? RbrGlove: Removed or trimmed. Whichever your preference may be. Thunda Feet: if the chipmunk is too small for the meat gag, should i upgrade to a squirrel ? RbrGlove: Most definitely. If you do, you also get the benefit of a fuzzy tail to pleasure yourself with as well. Thunda Feet: they can wrap it around my genitilia Thunda Feet: whats next then? Gopher, or maybe woodchuck? Thunda Feet: but all these costly teething operations Thunda Feet: and i need special taylored suits RbrGlove: Gopher and woodchuck are also options, but the larger the animal, the looser the "fit" for oral pleasuring. As for specially tailored suits, those are unneccessary. if anyone asks what's that squirming around between your legs, tell them it's a woodchuck. no one will believe that. Hell, most guys would think you're just bragging about your "size", and most women would think that your just being modest about discussing the size of your "member", making you even more attractive in their eyes. Thunda Feet: thats an excellent analysis Thunda Feet: but how do i explain it to the wife and kids? RbrGlove: Just offering some advice is all I'm doing... RbrGlove: Wife and kids? That's all you, chief. I can only do so much for ya. Thunda Feet: i am thinking a chipmunk or mouse, i do not have "Gods will" blessing the size of my wang. RbrGlove: <--- monkeys. make your jokes. Thunda Feet: but i already have a monkey! he needs someone to entertain him... RbrGlove: I don't "do" other people's monkeys. Thunda Feet: i wasnt referring to you Thunda Feet: but if u and your sheep anna come play with my monkey and other molested animals Thunda Feet: feel free! RbrGlove: Mmmmm...animal orgy... Thunda Feet: I CALL THE CHIPMUNK Thunda Feet: he really gums it down RbrGlove: All I ask is that you scream out my name when your getting pleasured by the toothless furry beast as thanks. Thunda Feet: do chipmunks swallow? Thunda Feet: or do they preffer facials? RbrGlove: They swallow. think of them as furry condoms. just, uh, don't use them as such. Thunda Feet: hmm Thunda Feet: what if u kill tham and claim ther furs Thunda Feet: can it be wrapped around the penis and used as such? RbrGlove: Then that would be necrophilia bestiality. Ya sick freak. Thunda Feet: i said u kill him Thunda Feet: im not killing no chipmunk Thunda Feet: thats cruel Thunda Feet: they are sex toys only RbrGlove: ...unlike tearing the teeth out of them and forcing them to suck ya off... RbrGlove: lol Thunda Feet: lol RbrGlove: Oh, i was smiling during the whole thing. We are sick little puppies. Thunda Feet: i was getting head from sanchez... he came home