These Are A Few People You Should Target While You Happen To Carry Any Sharp And/Or Pointy Objects While Walking The Streets
1.Any Punk Band (That Does Include Sum Forty-suckass-one)
2.Harry Potter
3.Anyone Who Calls Themself A Power Ranger
4.Nearly The Entire Population Of Kentucky
5.Sheep Impersonating Moose
6.Anyone Who Kills Moose
7.People That Just GOTTA Have A Smoke
8.People That Only Smoke Or Pretend To Smoke Because It's Cool
9.People That Have No Personality Without Any Drugs
10.People That "HATE" The Government But Don't Know Why
11.People That Don't Believe In God Because It's "Cool" And Don't Know Why
12.Carrot Top
13.Dragonball Z Fanatics
14.All Those That Oppose The Jedi Council
15.People That Think Playing Sports Mean You Deserve Something
16.Homophobic Guys
17.Dense Morons That Read JTHM Because Of The Intense Violence Only
18.People That Are Obessed With Tom Clancy's Novels
19.People That Ask REALLY Stupid Questions
20. People With The First Initial Of Alex And Go To Drama And Asks Stupid Questions
21.People That Contradict Themselves In The Same Sentence
22.People That Are Hypocrites
23.People That Assume Too Much About People
24.People That Accuse Others Based On Assumption
25.People That Bitch About A Something They're Optionally Involved With
26.People That Force Christianity On Others
27.People That Don't Know The Real Ways Of Christianity
28.People That Liked The Fast And The Furious
29.People That Are As Smart As A Toaster Oven
30.People That Didn't Like Saving Silverman
31.People That Are Only Patriotic Because Of 9/11
32.People That Don't Care Of The People Killed In 9/11
33.Street Performers That Imitate Robots Making That Irritating Wheezing Noise
34.People That Think They're Cool Because They Work At A Coffee Shop
35.People That Think They're Smart Because They Read Edgar Allan Poe
36.People That Don't Know Who Edgar Allan Poe Is
37.People That Say You're Trying To Be Someone
38.Sailor Moon Fans
39.People That Consider Dragonball Z An Anime
40.People That Consider Pokemon An Anime
41.People That Consider Yu-Gi-Oh! An Anime
42.People That Consider Sailor Moon An Anime
43.People That Don't Know What Emo Is
44.People That Play EverQuest And Fall In Love With The 3-D Chicks
45.Tony Danza
46.People That Imitate Your Every Move
47.People That Don't Get The Signal That You Want Them To Leave
48.Anyone That Cheats In A Relationship
49.Anyone That Thinks They're Getting Married After Dating One Person In High Skool
50.People That Blindly Get Married In High Skool
51.Rednecks
52.Any Wrestling Fans
53.People That Stage Stunts To Be Like Johnny Knoxville
54.People That Lie To Look Better
55.People That Don't Flush The Damn Toilets In Public
56.Morons That Wish This Was Medieval Times
57.People That Hate JTHM
58.People That Hate Anything By Jhonen Vasquez
59.People That Hate Anything By Roman Dirge
60.People That Yell At You For Not Hanging Out Anymore When You Never Did Before
61.People That Expect Anything From You
62.Politicians
63.People Who Own Anarchist Patches And Don't Know What Anarchy Is
64.People That Can Rank Their Ego On A Scale Of 10 to 10
65.People Who Bitch About Equal Treatment And Put Someone Down In The Same Sentence
66.Aliens
67.People That Shut Off Slushie Machines At Gas Stations
68.Biology Teachers
69.Mrs. Gregg The Beached Whale
70.People That Call You And You Have Lots Of Awkward Silences
71.People That Can't Read
72.Due to #71 I Hate Myself
73.98% Of The Student Body At John Hardin High Skool
74.People That Date Other People That They Met Online And Live In A Different State
75.People That Don't Stand Up For Themselves
76.People That Don't Leave You Alone
77.People That Don't Know When Is and When Isn't A Good Time For A Joke
78.People That Don't Want To Understand Anyone Else
79.People That Fight Arguments From One Side
80.Vincent Fisher
Wow...I Hate A Lot Of People!
If None Of The Following Includes You, Give Yourself A Pat On The Back, I Probably Don't Hate You
Note: None of Preceding Applies To AngeL! Due To Fact That I Love Her Dearly : )