Randy!
Ok..what is your age?: my age is somewhere between 18 and stab wounds to your face (we theorise he is about 25)
um..yes..how tall are you?: tall enough to look down to you (we theorize he is about 6 ft)
and your weight?: wouldnt know, last time i checked it was none of your business(we guess about 200 pounds)
ok ok...who are your family members,,and what is there status?:
Diana...she is alive and at most times diminutive, hurt her and say goodbye to your head
Brad might be, im not sure if he and Di are married or what,
Parents (never mentioned..so we assume dead)
Ok...what skills have you leanred..and from who?:the skill to kill annoying reporters from the school of im going to kill you
After this we decided to interview Randy more to learn more about him:
Question: okok...um...how does it feel to be turned into a woman?
Randy: next person who does it gets to also be turned to a woman...but in a very different way...would you like a demonstration? ~grin~
...n.....no thank you...
Randy: positive? i have all the instruments right here
absolutely sure...
Randy: well then do your damn job and ask questions!
ok ok ok!...what is your "relashionship" With the lady named shannon?
Randy: um..she's ok...
no..i mean...have you...gotten together with her..if you know what i mean?
Randy: .....no......
ok...Do you hate brad?
Randy: only when he uses his damn sword
ah...well we heard reports that a woman had tricked you into trying to kill brad...what do you think of that woman?
Randy: ....no comment.....
...we heard reports she is still alive...any comments now?
Randy: here's a comment, this line of questions is making me feel a little stabby
So...Randy, Why the new appearance? did you hate the old one that much?
Randy: well i felt like a change, and since no one will recognize me it will be easier to kill people who i know and hate
....i see...alright..what is your weapon of choice?
Randy: anything that kills
I see..
Randy: so pal, ever wondered what the tip of a blade looks like up close?
....um..no..not really...
Randy: well you are about the get aquanted with one ~pulls out a blade and points it between the reporters eyes~ heh heh, now dance
....Y....Yes sir! *Dances quickly*
Randy: i dont like that dance, try again
*changes to another style of dancing quickly*
Randy: im growing bored..and when i get bored, i get slashy. AMUSE ME!
EEP! ...umm..*he attempts to juggle...but being he isn't very strong...he accidently drops a chair on his own foot* oooow...
Randy: hahaha well im done with you
*quickly runs out crying*
Brad: *appears hanging from the ceiling* you go thru so many reporters that way
Randy: im waiting for the right one
Brad: *grabs the camera* TUNE INTO CURB YOUR INSANITY!! OR ELSE RANDY WILL PAY YOU A VISIT!
Randy: YEAH!!
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