Thanks again Kayla!--
redhead: Whats the weather like?
brunette:I'm in cabin 3 . does the rain always come through the roof like this?
blonde:i lost my dog while i was on vacation.
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
A blonde and a redhead went to the circus on their vacation:
blonde : I thought the knife thrower was terrible.
A blonde and a redhead were arranging to meet on vacation
blonde: We went to france on our vacation. I'm so glad I didn't live there.
blonde : I went to switzerland on my vacation.
police man : I'll have to give you a speeding ticket you were going 90 miles an hour!
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blonde:I don't know. it is too cloudy to see
blonde :only when it rains
brunette: why not put an ad in the lost & found column?
blonde:don't be ridiculous . he can't read!!!!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
redhead:Why?
blonde : Well , he threw all those knives at that girl and didn't hit her once!
redhead: If I get there 1st , I'll mark a chalk line on the wall.
blonde : Good idea ,and if I get there 1st, I'll rub it off!
redhead : Why?
blonde: I can't speak french!
redhead: Really? What did you think of the scenery?
blonde: Oh, I couldn't see much. There were all those mountains in the way!
blonde : Nonesense! I was only driving for 10 min. !
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