Slaveonia Constitution

1. Preamble

We, the owners of Freedonia, decree that this country shall be united under our hand. We guarantee that you shall have protection from Imperia. Victory will be ours. We are one people with one whim, one ideology, we shall prevail. We decree that this country will be a dictatorship, henceforth named Slaveonia, until we see you are fit to govern yourselves. We have seen you drive the skilled whites from the land and that has angered us. You will let the whites come back because we need skilled workers to advance the quality of your lives. Our leadership will bring a new and brighter day of freedom from Imperia.

National Security

• - We reserve the right to declare war
• - We can call upon any citizen to fight for Slaveonia
• - You must sign up at 16 to be in the Armed Forces
• - Those that fail to sign up will be executed

Social Order

• - All rules will be enforced by the National Police and the Secret Police
• - All actions must be approved by your superiors
• - You are always wrong when your superiors say you are, even if you are right
• - All local laws are enforced by law enforcement
• - You may practice your own religion unless it's anti-Slaveonia

Public Services

• - Power, water, heat, and housing are provided free of charge (except the $10,000 fee for every child)
• - Politically correct television and radio will be tolerated
• - Your food and housing needs will be taken care of in exchange for your labor
• - Public transportation is free and agencies (ADA, FDA, SEC, etc...) will ensure health and safety

Economy

• - Income is drawn from exportation of the world's best coffee, and exceptional fruits and agricultural products
• - When that's not enough income, we will incite a revolt with our neighboring country that is receiving Soviet aid. When they fight the Soviets we will sell goods to that country until the Soviets destroy them
• - All trading will occur under our laws and our watch
• - Taxes will consist solely of $10,000 per child at their birth

2. We three rulers will vote on major issues and our ruling committee will vote on trivial matters

3. Our secret police and national police will maintain law and order. Secret police will deal with espionage and conspiracy. Regular police will deal with domestic and out in the open crimes like murder, theft, etc...

4. We will trade with anyone who gives us money or munitions. We will also invade nations weaker than us, incite revolutions in nations stronger than us, and form alliances with nation of equal strength then backstab them when they trust us.

5. Our five most important domestic policies

• 1) Ana, Chris, and Matt are the supreme rulers
• 2) You will do what your superiors say
• 3) Obey all laws
• 4) Sign up at 16 for the Armed Forces
• 5) Live to serve Slaveonia

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